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'It got worse when I left for college': Older Brother Gets Even With Younger Brother for Helping Himself to Things in His Room

Fail Blog - Tue, 12/05/2023 - 09:00

Siblings, you can't live with them, and you can't live without them. As a sister, I can attest to the various obstacles one might encounter when dealing with a sibling. I would never let anyone hurt my precious baby brother, but I do get a kick out of annoying the heck out of him. 

One person took some sweet revenge on his younger brother. The story begins with an account of a frustrated older brother who has reached his breaking point. The brother takes matters into his own hands and decides to teach his younger bro a lesson. Instead of begging the younger brother to respect his boundaries, yet again, the older brother decides on an alternative course of action.  However, if I keep talking, I might as well ruin the entire story for you guys! After you finish scrolling, be sure to check out a story about a company that refuses to renew a senior employee's contract!

40+ Purrfect Cat Memes To Scroll Through While Taking A Trip To The Litter Box On The Company's Dime

LOL Cats - Tue, 12/05/2023 - 09:00

We don't know about you, but we like to wait until get to the office to use the litter box. Not because we like the litter box there more than our litter box at home, but because if we have to do it, we might as well get paid to do it. Very cat-like of us, right? So, while you're doing your business at your business, you might as well scroll through some hissterical cat memes to keep yourself entertained until you finish.

From a cat with a very serious greeting protocol to a grumpy cat in an awwdorable frog hat waiting for compliments, we might just stay the whole day in the litter box giggling at these super silly cat memes. Those emails can wait until tomorrow, we feel another trip coming up! Scroll down to experience all of these feline funnies, and don't forget that it might be a little weird if someone hears you giggling in the litter box. Just an FYI.

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'[I] pretended to be the manager at my summer job': 25 Workers whose big mistakes at work could've gotten them fired

Fail Blog - Tue, 12/05/2023 - 08:00

Maybe you aren't brave enough to share what happened on your worst day of work, but these anonymous workers are. 

At any company, the big bosses have to allow some room for mistakes. There will always be human errors as long as humans are employed. For many people, when they mess something up, their immediate reaction is to try and hide it from their boss. It seems like that worked out in some cases for these employees! What your manager doesn't know won't hurt them (as long as they don't find out through the grapevine, or find some proof on the security cameras). 

The threshold for firing people seems to vary widely between organizations. For example, one person writes that on their worst day of work, they accidentally melted $1.2 million dollars worth of plastic equipment. They don't write that they were let go for that, though! Meanwhile, a different person who worked at a law firm accidentally sent some sensitive information to the opposing side. That person had to leave the law firm for their error, and were presumably let go for this one mishap. 

Fluffiest Felines: A Darling Compilation of the Fuzziest Floof Balls on the Interwebs

LOL Cats - Tue, 12/05/2023 - 08:00

Cats are renowned for their luxuriously fluffy fur, and certain felines take it to the next level! Whether you're enchanted by the regal presence of Maine Coons or captivated by the endearing charm of Persians, these kitties are sure to spark an irresistible desire to snuggle up with them all day long. Over here at ICanHasCheezburger, we've got an abundance of cuteness to share with you in the form of seriously adorable, fuzzy floof balls.

These flooftastic bundles embody pure cuteness, capable of coaxing a smile even from the grumpiest individuals. They're like walking heart-melters, guaranteed to elicit a continuous 'awww' from your heart. It doesn't matter if they're prancing around, peacefully napping, or simply existing in all their fluffy glory, these floofy cats possess the magic to steal hearts and soften even the toughest exteriors. Their undeniable charm harmonizes perfectly with their fluffy magnificence, with the floof taking center stage in this delightful presentation. Widen those eyes, and immerse yourself in the irresistible poofiness of these lovable feline companions.

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'Get your boss fired': During the office holiday party, an employee catches his boss canoodling with an intern, causing a debate on the difference between blackmail, leverage, and legit honesty

Fail Blog - Tue, 12/05/2023 - 07:00

Holiday parties are often filled with merriment, spiked holiday punch, and a lot of glittery clothing. When partying with your friends, there's no risks, but when you're at the company-sanctioned holiday party, the blend of corporate pleasantries and boozy free drinks don't mix well… And quite frankly, it's a lawsuit waiting to happen. 

For anyone who has a boss who's obsessed with 'company culture' and 'being a family', you know all too well that the higher ups are willing to bend the rules a little to seem cool– at the expense of the stress levels of everyone in HR. Just like that one parents in high school who would supply alcohol to all the parties, it just seems like they're faking coolness to compensate for something. Hmm.

Well, in our next story, one of the bosses took things way too far at the office holiday party and now one of his employee's is finding himself in a pickle. Because what would you do if you caught your pink-faced boss canoodling with one of the intern girls? Is this an opportunity for blackmail or are you morally obligated to tell HR. You be the judge.

Hilarious Series of Funny Cats Being Adorable Little Weirdos And Engaging In Totally 'Normal' Feline Behavior

LOL Cats - Tue, 12/05/2023 - 07:00

Here's the scoop, folks. Every cat owner swiftly grasps an undeniable truth: cats are the undisputed rulers of their domain, firmly sticking to their unique set of rules and whims. Despite our human aspirations to train them, cats, with their endless charm, effortlessly embody a vibe that makes them irresistibly charming oddballs. They exhibit an unwavering determination to pursue their desires, unmoved by societal norms or human expectations. Their mischievous nature shines through when they boldly snatch morsels from our plates!

Cats! They defy common sense, choosing the most unconventional spots to settle down. Nevertheless, if it brings joy to our cats, it brings joy to us. Who are we to question their preferences? These endearingly quirky creatures follow their unique instincts, and while we may not always comprehend their choices, the immense happiness they exude is all that matters. Yet, we find ourselves enchanted by their allure. Their independent spirit and unfiltered expressions reveal an authentic charm that tugs at our human hearts. Ours included! 

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'We outsmarted an ancient Red Dragon': DND players outwit dungeon boss with nerdy malicious compliance

Fail Blog - Tue, 12/05/2023 - 06:00

Role-playing games offer us a chance to escape our own perspective within a structured world with a unique set of rules by adopting a new perspective within a structured world with a unique set of rules—and what's not to enjoy about that? After all, there are plenty of people who play games that are essentially chore simulation machines, and pretty much all games in some way seek to simulate the effects of completing important tasks by tapping into the reward centers of our brains. So, with all the parallels being drawn here, it's no surprise that you should be able to handle a "boss" in that pretend world the same way that you handle your boss in the real world: with a little malicious compliance to their instructions in defiance of their expectations. That's exactly what these dungeon crawlers did in a delightfully refreshing story shared with this popular online community.

Daily Dose of Cute: This Week's Best Compilation of Cats Captured In The Most Awwdorable Moments Pawssible (#262)

LOL Cats - Tue, 12/05/2023 - 06:00

Quick! You have one second! What is the cutest animal in the world? Boom. And if your answer was anything other than "cats", then… you are wrong, and we are here to prove it to you. Of course, if you are one of our ameowzing loyal ICanHas readers, then you understand the truth. Cats are the cutest creatures to ever exist. There are simply the embodiment of everything purrfect. Cats are so funny, cats are an endless source of shenanigans and amusement. Cats are adorable and sweet and loving, and they bring so much calmness and joy into our homes. 

We love cats. A lot. And although we think all animals cute, cats really do take the top spot by an ever so slightly small margin. That's why we make this dose of cute every single week - to prove to all you naysayers that cats are indeed the cutest. 

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'Imagine [making] an award to give to yourself every year?': CEO pays for his own annual award ceremony, demands standing ovation

Fail Blog - Tue, 12/05/2023 - 05:00

Narcissists will always find a way to make everything about themselves, especially when the narcissist in question is your boss. We have all had the experience of working for someone who is just a bit too into themselves. I remember being warned about specific rules of formality around my first boss back when I was stuck in an unpaid internship in my late teen years. All this kind of behavior did for me was it taught me exactly what kind of work environment to avoid. 

However, sometimes it's completely out of your control. Sometimes, bosses change and someone is brought in who completely alters the work environment for the worse. Sometimes, you feel that you're not in a position to leave, whether it's for financial reasons or what have you. In these instances, employees find themselves in the uncomfortable position of having to deal with their narcissistic boss's strange quirks and eccentricities.

Just saying

LOL Cats - Tue, 12/05/2023 - 05:00

'Every single year': Company annually awards award named after CEO to that CEO

Fail Blog - Tue, 12/05/2023 - 04:00

Usually, when you name an award after someone, it's done to memorialize their significant contribution to the thing it's being awarded for, and never would you ever expect the person being memorialized to be eligible—lest receive—their own award. Can you imagine if every year the Nobel Prize just awarded every award posthumously to Alfred Nobel? I think the entire process would have a completely different perception. 

Feline Enthusiast Hoomans Show Off Nostalgic Pictures of Their Silly and Snuggly Tuxedo Cats When They Were Itty Bitty Kitties

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 20:00

Hey there beautiful people! We hope you're having a great day so far!  

We just so happened to run into a tuxedo cat on our way to work. We have to admit that seeing one of these little fuzzy balls takes us right back to our early years. For the longest time, we've been wondering why in the world tuxedo cats feel nostalgic to us, and we may have finally figured it out today! We don't know how it escaped our notice, but Tom, from Tom and Jerry, was also a tuxedo cat! Our lives have been enriched by tuxedo cats for a very, very, long time! So, on that note, if you're anything like us and enjoy the occasional flashback, don't forget to check out these adorable tuxedo cats—they'll make your day just as much as they made ours! And when you're done, don't forget to check out some adorable screenshots of Casper the cat here!

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31 Tenderhearted and Toasty Tuxedo Cats That Warm Hearts Better Than a Fiery Furnace

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 19:00

We are huddled up by the fireplace, holding our freezing hands up against the heat, when we hear a faint meow from outside. Curious, we turn our heads to the window just in time to see a little black smudge of fur scramble through the thick, white snow. This cat is easy to spot, as the contrast is so striking… We rush immediately to the front door and dip our feet into our boots, grabbing a coat almost as if it is a last-minute thought. Swinging the door wide open, we walk carefully over the icy pavement and then dive into the snow, just in time to pick up this freezing little critter. It looks up at us, wide-eyed, and judging by the lack of a collar, we realize that it has been abandoned. Poor thing! We know what we must do.

Two hours later, this tuxedo cat is feeling comfortably at home, licking up some yummy warm chicken sauce as it sits on our lap in front of the fireplace. It looks content, and our hearts are burning with a love we save only for adorable animals. Next up, a wholesome bowl of whiskery treats to warm up your heart even more.

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*Whew*

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 17:00

‘His eyes got real big’: Manager demands IT employee stop fixing laptop and work on ‘corporate equipment only’, employee calls up CEO who requested the repair

Fail Blog - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 16:00

To put it bluntly, you want to be on an IT professional's good side. Whether your computer begins glitching, your internet goes haywire, or you can't find that email that you just know you sent, something will always pop up in the corporate world, and it is best that you befriend the IT employee. Not everyone is as smart as I am though (please detect the sarcasm), and will say the wrong thing at the wrong time to the wrong person, AKA, the IT employee.

One IT employee was approached by the CEO who handed him his personal computer and asked him if he was available to fix it because A. it was urgent and B. he paid his paycheck. Obviously, you don't say 'No' to the person who is responsible for your salary, so OP said 'Yes', and began working on the laptop.

Soon after, a manager came and asked OP to do something else for him, and OP had to explain that he was currently unavailable, but that he would get to it as soon as possible. That was the beginning of the end for this manager, who told OP to immediately call the person that the laptop belonged to and tell him he could not fix it.

Nextttttttttttttttt uppppp, a tenant who got smart and used the parking space that they were paying way too much for (considering they did not own a car) for storage, which they then rented out for a modest amount.

For Centuries In Fact

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 16:00

'I'm oddly happy': Brave employee is overwhelmingly encouraged after getting wrongfully fired, going viral for rebelling against a toxic workplace

Fail Blog - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 15:00

Nobody wants to get fired around the holidays. It's objectively the worst time to lose your source of income and it's also consequently the worst time to find a NEW job. Since everyone's already enjoying their 'let's circle back in 2024' season, you're unlikely to get a sit down with the hiring department in any employment position... unless you're interested in retail.

For that reason, most workers don't stage a coup against management during the holidays, but in our next story, one brave employee risked it all despite the urge to say, 'Bah humbug!' in the face of a toxic workplace.

28 Hilarious Cat Memes For A Pawsitively Purrfect Monday

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 15:00

Monday, oh boy! That day when we usually feel like we're still dreaming of the weekend. But hey, it's December! That means we're in for some awesome holiday cheer! And you know what makes it even better? Hissterical Cat memes. ,these awwdorable felines know exactly how to melt our hearts with their funny and unique behavior.

From silly cats trying to fit into tiny boxes that they don't fit in (but they insist they do) to their hissterical reactions to everyday things, cats are the ultimate entertainers. They're like a little reminder for us not to take things too seriously. Who doesn't love a good laugh? Especially on a Monday, courtesy of our feline friends who are little doses of joy, reminding us that even on the most ordinary days, there's something extraordinary in the simple pleasure of a cat doing something silly. So, here's to a pawsitively purrfect Monday filled with laughter and awwdorable feline fun!

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'Take it up to my dad, the CEO': Nepo-baby pulls rank on coworkers, they begin to 'plan her downfall'

Fail Blog - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 14:00

This nepo-baby got humbled in a way she never expected. If you can't learn important life lessons early in life, life will figure out a way to teach you eventually. 

There's a reason most people aren't fond of nepotism, or the practice of hiring your own family members to work for you just because you're related. It makes the other workers at the company, who are perfectly qualified for their jobs, wonder why the CEO's clueless kid gets a high-paid position. Even if the kid has zero knowledge of the industry, the CEO can just place them in a role to let them learn. 

Just like in this story, though, having your parent as your boss manages to complicate things. If they messed up at a regular job, they'd have to answer to a real manager with expectations for them to meet. Instead, these nepotism kids only have to answer to their Mom or Dad, who will surely overlook whatever they've done. 

Wholesome And Spicy Feline Memes To Prepare You For The Upcoming Holiday Havoc

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 14:00

With the holiday season looming over us like a threatening cloud in the distance it is time that we mentally prepare ourselves for the holiday havoc that is headed our way. Even the phrase alone congers up disastrous scenes of holiday devastation, the likes of which only a family with a pet can achieve. We are talking about screaming matches over who brought the wine last year, laid upon a background of clawminal cats racing around the dinner table tripping up dad who has just come into the dinning room with the turkey. We are talking about facetious felines who have climbed to the top of your immaculate tree and are in the process of tearing down your christmas creation.

So to get you ready for the heaps of havoc that are inevitably heading your way, we have collected a list of wholesome and spicy feline memes that capture the sweet and senseless essence of the holiday season and all the drama and wholesome moments that come along with it.

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