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LOL Cats - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 13:00

Top Trending Pickup Lines of the Week (January 26, 2023)

Fail Blog - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 13:00

Hey...you up? If so, here's a fresh batch of pickup lines that range from wholesome to bonkers. Keep scrolling below to have a look! For more, check out these first date fails.

I Am Both

LOL Cats - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 12:00

'It's a huge red flag and you know it': First date gives man the creeps after she spills her invasive 'research'

Fail Blog - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 12:00

One guy took to the r/ask subreddit with a burning question after a first date took a strange turn. Is this how dating works in the modern age? 

As he explained, he went on a first date with a woman, and it seemed to be going well. But after the date — and spending the night at her place — he realized that she had spilled a little too much information about him. She had researched him beforehand, and just rattled off all this personal information. At the time, the OP thought it was really weird, and asked the Reddit community if she was justified in researching him beforehand.

In the comments, the OP did add that what his date found was uncovered from publicly available information, like social media. The things she knew about him, like previous states he'd lived in, could be found that way, but she went even further and dug up information about his whole extended family. 

In the comments, people were quite divided on if the woman had gone too far, or if she was justified in researching publicly available information. In today's day and age, you have to do your research before you meet IRL. But there's no need to just lay all that information out on the table from date number one! Just make sure you aren't dating someone with a troubling history. 

Then, check out these cursed lattes and frappucinos that have more sugar and flavoring than coffee. 

11 Images That Definitely Do Not Contain Any Cats (Hide & Seek- Cat Edition)

LOL Cats - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 11:00

Cats are such interesting and multifaceted creatures. Their personalities range from cute little meows to high-pitched screechy noises that can hardly be called 'meows' of any variety. That's why we love them, though. Part of their silly personas also consists of assuming their own camouflage status and entirely blending into their surroundings. This makes for an exciting game of hide and seek- cat edition. This means that humans essentially wander around their homes aimlessly in pursuit of their cats, only to find them hours later hiding in plain sight.

Today we are bringing you 11 hilarious images that definitely do not contain any cats whatsoever. The images feature many things, many mundane household scenes, but no cats. Or, do they? Well, you'll have to put on your hide-and-seek shoes and commit to the chase, because these cats are not making it easy on us to find them, not at all. Let's get our hide and seek- cat edition, on! 

'Never give Karen an inch': Guy stands up to entitled neighbor Karen, then has to work with her to fight HOA

Fail Blog - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 11:00

There's nothing like having to work with your enemy! This Redditor stood up to their entitled neighbor Karen after she made ridiculous requests and complaints, which led to a tense relationship as neighbors. He shared his story via this thread on Reddit's r/F***YouKaren subreddit. 
 

Essentially, Karen demanded that the Redditor split the cost of sealing the outlets in her apartment because she claimed that the smell of the Redditor's cooking had been stinking up her apartment. Honestly, the most that a neighbor can do in this kind of a situation, as one person in the comments suggested, is ask for the Redditor to make sure their stove fan was on high. What Karen demanded instead was absolutely ludicrous. However, little did she know, she met her match in the Redditor, who refused to give in. As time went on, it seemed like these two had a cordial, though still very much tense, dynamic. That is until they had to band together because their HOA was refusing to fix their pipes, proving that the only thing in this world that can unite a Karen and her enemy is their mutual hate of their HOA.

 

Keep scrolling below for the full story. For more HOA debacles, here's a story about someone who was almost tricked into paying his aunt's debt.

Jeremy The Cat Becomes A Manager At A Dog Store And Enforces His Rules With An Iron Paw In Hilarious Video (22 Pictures & Videos)

LOL Cats - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 10:00

If you aren't familiar with Jeremy the Manager, you've been missing out. He's a purrrfessional business man that helps run a branch of Citipups, a dog adoption center in NYC. He rules over his humans with an iron paw and makes sure that things run smoothly in the store. Mostly he keeps his humans in check and teaches the young pups some manners, in addition to making sour faces and napping.

This hilarious video gives you an insight into Jeremy's day-to-day life, how exhausting it can be being perfect at everything and having to deal with stupid humans and obnoxious puppies. But in the end, he comes into work every day, meaning he must enjoy his work at least a little bit. We're happy he's there because as we all know, humans can be a little dumb sometimes. Good thing they have a cat to teach them what's what!

'Why you living like this bro?': Trashy budget chef makes crazy elaborate recipes using nothing but motel bathroom supplies

Fail Blog - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 10:00

Eating food that has touched unsanitary surfaces is revolting for some people and, as far as gross environments go, motel bathrooms are arguably the most disgusting communal areas known to man. Motel bathrooms are basically a receptacle for all human excretions and it's not always cleaned (or nuked?) appropriately. However, for one non-discriminating foodie has combined the horrors of motel bathrooms with the culinary arts, building his entire social media platform on creating elaborate recipes on the go, turning motel bathrooms into a make-shift kitchen. Barfly7777, a middle-aged American man has turned the culinary game upside down and has gone viral by sharing his impressive, but somehow still disgusting hotel bathroom recipes with favorites such as "Trashcan Pork", "Hotel Countertop Pizza", and "Toaster Chicken". 

Viral Thread: Family Adopts A Very Social Cat Named Dimitri And Treats Him Like Their First Child

LOL Cats - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 09:00

As cat owners, we all have one thing in common, and that's the fact that we cannot help but treat our kitties like our babies. If baby-shaped and baby-sized, then how can we not treat them like babies, right? And we do a lot of things with them that we would with babies. We talk to our cats as if they're babies, and we say some really silly stuff. We pick up our cats as if they're babies… even when they don't feel like being held. We take our cats to the doctor's where, as with children, we proceed to attempt to guess what's wrong. We love them. That's why we baby them. And those of us who don't have babies yet do it a bit extra. 

That's the story of this couple - who adopted their first cat. i.e. their first baby, and is 100% treating the cat as such. And it's adorable. It's adorable enough to go viral. 

'Ok then, no more using our brains': Management insists workers use inferior process flowchart, the predictable occurs

Fail Blog - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 09:00

The ability to listen and follow directions is often important when it comes to your performance in the workplace. The last thing an employer wants is someone who is going to go rogue and take matters and process into their own hands. Of course, if your job is to be creative and think of new ideas, you'll usually be encouraged to do so, but I'm willing to bet there are still processes and guidelines to follow. 

The problem is that process is never ironclad unless you're building something like a spaceship where things have infinitesimal tolerances; I'm willing to wager that there's wiggle room. Processes can be incredibly redundant and cumbersome, aiming to help workers who have less technical experience or problem-solving capabilities. In the case where you have an experienced and effective worker who doesn't need this framework to make the right call, it stands to reason that this person should probably be left to their own devices; too much structure can stand in the way of results.

That's what this worker encountered when their manager insisted that they use the company process flowchart under threat of firing, with no exceptions. This would lead to a predictable outcome in a classic story of malicious compliance that was posted to Reddit by user u/Obsidian-Winter.

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Next, check out this story where a workplace tried to instate disciplinary action for "unplanned" sick leave.  

ICanHasCheezburger Facebook Community Takes A Paws To Show Off Their Beautiful Black Cats

LOL Cats - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 08:00

Hey y'all. Have you ever heard that black cats are unlucky? Cursed? We have, and let us tell you, it is total bogus. Black cats are amongst the friendliest, and we adore them. We did a little research and turns out black cats whose owners were accused of witchcraft were associated with the Devil and evil. People thought black cats assisted witches in their evil deeds. They also believed that witches could transform into black cats to lurk in the shadows and cast spells on people. 

We're calling BS. And our pawesome ICanHasCheezburger community is right there with us. Users poured in from all over the world to share pictures of their own beloved black cats, and we were living for every single second of the black cat magic! We decided to feature a delightful array of black cats owned by our very own ICanHasCheezburger community members. We hope you enjoy the fabulous felines lined up for you today in this fabulous compilation of beautiful black cats. 

'Can I get 20 creams and 10 sugars?': 25 Coffee drinks so strong and sugary that they could propel you into outer space

Fail Blog - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 08:00

Once you work at a restaurant that serves coffee, you realize just how weirdly people take their morning beverage — loaded up with creamer, sugar, and flavoring. 

When I worked at a restaurant, I always was weirded out by people who would order a small coffee, and then add 10 sugars, 15 creams, and 5 pumps of flavor. It would cost extra money, and there would be literally a tablespoon of coffee in the drink after adding all that other stuff. But there were regulars who ordered their drinks like that every single day! I suppose there's no need for me it yuck their yum. 

However, these coffee aficianados below have shown off some really over the top Starbucks and Dunkin' orders. I just want to know how the woman who ordered the coffee with 30 shots of espresso and 30 shots of mocha is doing?! Is she okay? Surely it can't be good for the human body to digest 30 shots of espresso on the regular, but I'm not a doctor. 

Luckily, I've looked up how much is the maximum amount of espresso one should have in a day, and you theoretically shouldn't have any major medical issues until you surpass 75 to 150 shots, but don't try it at home, obviously. Can't we all just drink a regular coffee with like two shots? For health reasons? Until that day comes, check out these utterly unhinged beverages below. Maybe you'll find inspiration for your own coffee outing! 

Up next, continue on your caffeination journey with this story of a barista's prank on a bad customer. Did she go too far, or was she justified in her prank? 

14 Purrfect Pictures Of Cats Frolicking Amidst Beautiful Flower Gardens

LOL Cats - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 07:00

Hey beautiful cat lovers. So we don't know about you, but we are single and ready to mingle. We've been going on dates here and there, but nothing seems to stick. We're waiting for that magical spark, but haven't quite found it yet. In the meantime, we've been taking notes from Miley Cyrus and buying ourselves lots of flowers. Because we deserve to look at pretty things and appreciate their beauty. 

We had a similar thought when we were compiling this delightful series of purrfect pictures of cats frolicking amidst beautiful flower gardens. There is so much beauty contained in these 14 purrfect pictures, we hardly know where to start. Well, perhaps the beginning would be a good place to start. We can always look through the pictures again if we don't get our fill! We'll leave you with a few notes- you can buy yourself flowers, hold your own hands! Talk to yourself (and your cats) for hours! XOXO ICHC. 

'Scammers Scammed By Uncle and Granny' : Backyard Dealership Scams Two Innocent Old Ladies with Defunct Cars, Uncle Takes the Ultimate Revenge and Tricks Swindler Into Taking the Loss On $10,000

Fail Blog - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 07:00

Some people think there are only two types of people on the world: Scammers and suckers. The scammers do the scamming and take advantage of everybody and anybody, that especially includes your elderly grandma who is just trying to buy a car. However, that is a horrible way to look at like and if you do that, you are going to get some instant karma in some way—perhaps in some ultimate epic petty revenge. 

A Redditor recently shared a story of their elderly grandma getting scammed and then his uncle serving some epic justice in the form of petty revenge. The Redditor's grandfather had just passed and his grandma was looking for a new car. Being old and innocent, she went and bought a car from a backyard shady dealership. After only a few days, the car's engine blew up and it was un-driveable. The scammer did nothing to help and told them that when you buy a used car "not every purchase is a winner, it's just the luck of the draw." He's not wrong, but when the same thing happened to a second elderly woman from the same dealership, this Redditor's uncle had enough.

The uncle got a cheap car, sold it back to the dealership, but not before he completely emptied It of any fluids and completely clogged the radiator. When the dealer tried to call him out on selling him a lemon car, the man simple said, "that's just the luck of the draw." 

Revenge is best served ice cold, babyyyyy! Read the entire story below. 

This Week's Best Cat Tweets Featuring Lots Of Feline Goodness (January 26, 2023)

LOL Cats - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 06:00

Hey there crazy cat people. By the way, the term 'crazy cat person' (usually a lady) gets a bad rep, but we wear our crazy cat people hats proudly. Cats are such hilarious little creatures, and we love to sit back and be entertained by their antics. If that makes us crazy cat people then so be it! Sue us. Actually, don't, our lawyer is on vacation for the foreseeable future. Our cats are weird little guys, and you best believe we support them. 

We're in the mood for some pawesome cat tweets. Don't worry though, we've got plenty- even enough to share with all of you pawesome readers! We're always hungry for feline goodness in Tweet form. Some might even use the word, ravenous! Stahving dahling. Time to serve up the very best cat tweets from last week on a silver platter with a side of french fries.  Pawty time! 

Update: "Friend" tries to commandeer vacation, gets kicked out, tries to fleece on apology offer

Fail Blog - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 06:00

It never feels good to hear friends making plans that you're not invited to, and it's hard to know what to do in that situation. Do you speak up and try and get yourself invited? Or do you slink back and pretend that you can't hear the conversation?

This friend, "Jessica," chose the former and got herself a (reluctant) invitation to the trip by "publicly shaming" her mutual friend that was planning the trip. Information was shared regarding the cost and the itinerary of the trip, but things started to go sour as soon as the trip started. 

"Things started to go south the moment she arrived here," the friend writes of Jessica in a story posted to Reddit's r/AmItheA**hole subreddit. The friend continues that Jessica caused multiple issues and dramas: demanding to be picked up from the airport at a different time and complaining about costs that had already been communicated. Things escalated and culminated with Jessica being kicked out of the house.

That's where the original thread wraps, with the friend, Redditor u/LucyAriaRose, wondering if she was in the wrong for her part in the confrontation.

The friend then returned with an update to share what had happened since their original post, detailing their near reconciliation, which fell apart when their offer to reimburse Jessica for their accommodation was taken advantage of.

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Next, check out this story where a bride wanted her friend to contribute financially to her wedding.

'Snowflake Gen Z': Employee's 'Age Awareness' Training Includes Wildly Biased Descriptions of Generations

Fail Blog - Thu, 01/26/2023 - 05:00

I mean, could these descriptions be any more biased? We can all take a wild guess who wrote this presentation, which was posted to this thread on Reddit's r/antiwork subreddit by u/nashnurse

 

There's no question that there is a generational divide in the workplace right now. That's the understatement of the year. But is the solution to devise a poorly written slide show in which generations are summarized with a few key buzzwords? Not to mention so many of these descriptions are written with zero authority and with pure condescension. Will someone please explain the sociological basis behind differentiating between Gen Z and 'Snowflake' Gen Z? Yikes! As you read from generation to generation, it all just gets gradually more and more aggressive. If this presentation proves anything at all, it's that everyone is defensive about their own generation and hostile towards other ones. Keep scrolling below for the funniest comments. For more, take a look at this post about a horrible boss's incompetence.

Woman Rescuing a Cat Gets Berated on How ‘Not All Cats Outside Are Strays,’ Internet Comes to Her Defense

LOL Cats - Wed, 01/25/2023 - 17:00

"I don't know why people argue this—only with cats too—like obviously if you see any domestic pet without any sign of ownership alone outside you should grab."

'Ouch, Honest Much?' : Rare Insults by Internet Trolls That Push Buttons in All the Wrong Places

Fail Blog - Wed, 01/25/2023 - 16:00

The internet is a safe haven for the anonymous AHs who have, in recent years, gained a reputation for being trolls. For those of you who aren't familiar with the description (I'm talking to the 1 percent of y'all, as I'm sure most of you are well aware), internet trolls deliberately try to offend people and cause as much trouble as they can whilst staying anonymous. Sure, some trolls have the guts to walk around with a username that is actually their name, but most of them are too cowardly to bear that badge.

To be fair, some trolls are hilarious. I personally find them to be incredibly entertaining. Not all of them, but some, for sure. While scrolling through r/RareInsults on Reddit, I decided to compile a list for your personal entertainment. Scroll down and check out some of the funniest comebacks/honest opinions I came across. You can also check out this Reddit thread where people reveal some of the shadiest things the companies they used to work at did.

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