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The Top Yee-Haw Memes of the Week for the Most Rootinest and Tootinest of Funny Cowboys and Cowgirls (January 28, 2022)

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/28/2023 - 09:00

When we say "yee," you say "haw." It's just the cowboy way. But you know that. You can't just scroll on by without saying howdy or meowdy. We work hard to bring you the most rootinest and tootinest memes that bless our feed from the week. Heck, we'd even lasso these funny bad boys in for you if we lost a limb in a tractor accident. It's always meme hunting season for us, and we don't wear an orange vest. We go out there in the wild wild internet and come back with a sack full of the funnies to make sure our favorite cowboys and cowgirls get the sh*ts and giggles they deserve! You've been working hard keeping this country moving, you deserve a moment to yourself where you can get lost in the hot sauce of meme-dom, as a treat. You give your horse a treat for less than that! So scroll on through and have yourself a hoot and holler below!

15 Funny Felines Splooting Their Little Hearts Out In The Silliest Of Fashions

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/28/2023 - 08:00

Hey y'all. Who here loves a good sploot? What is a sploot you ask? According to Cat Time, "Splooting describes one of the silliest things a four-legged friend can do while relaxing. Splooting is when a pet lays out on its belly while having both hind legs splayed out behind them instead of being neatly tucked under their torso." And we have got to tell you, it is absolutely adorable. The term 'sploot' is especially associated with Welsh corgis and is used affectionately in the internet slang of DoggoLingo.

Though both dogs and cats and even hamsters can be found splooting on hot days and during times when they feel like stretching out and having a break. Unsurprisingly, the internet finds cats doing unconventional poses such as splooting incredibly interesting and cute. We would have to agree with the interwebs on this one. The art of the sploot is an art that not any cat can master, it takes a very special feline to fully embrace the art of the sploot. The fluffier the butt, the more satisfying the sploot. Just have a look for yourselves. These felines are embracing the art of the sploot and we are here for it. Keep serving, kitty cats! 

'I felt like the queen of petty': Waitress shares her politely shady method of salvaging her coworkers' tips

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/28/2023 - 08:00

Waiters and waitresses work so hard to provide fast and friendly service, but some people just don't want to tip, no matter how good the service is. This waitress shared her story of the time she refused to let her coworkers get stiffed on their tip, and it's an awesome tale of pettiness succeeding! 

As the OP shared to r/Talesfromyourserver, it was a slow day at her restaurant, so it already wasn't the best day for earning tips. At the end of the night, the OP encountered one couple on a date. While the couple was enjoying their date, they decided not to tip, and that was just not going to fly with the OP! 

Scroll down to read this waitress's surprising method of shaming her customer into tipping.  Then, check out these unholy coffee drinks with way too much cream, sugar, and flavoring, leading us to believe these beverages are entirely cursed. 

20 Cutest Kittens Of The Week: The Tiniest Fluffiest Criminals (January 28, 2023)

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/28/2023 - 07:00

Another week has passed, and maaan, we are ready to rest this weekend. But wait! There is one very impurrtant thing that we have to do before we get up and try to be productive human beings. What is that, you may ask? Well, we have an obligation to start our Caturday morning by scrolling through this collection of itty bitty kitties. An obligation, yes. Because these tiny little criminals have a hold on our hearts so strong that we simply must give them love and appreciation.

That's why, every single week, we put together this collection of the cutest, most awwdorable kittens of the week. And it's why you guys, despite all of our warnings, continue to come here. Because you are just as whipped for these little criminals as we are. They have just as strong a hold on you as on us. These kittens are very clearly dangerous and criminal, but man, we are too in love with them to care. 

'I'm A Genius!' : Top 20 Funniest Verdicts By Shower Masterminds We've Seen This Week

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/28/2023 - 07:00

Good ideas are never born when you're on the brink of a mental breakdown or having a panic attack at work. I am convinced that the best ideas actually come to mind when you're simply chilling. We can take Isaac Newton as an example, as it has historically been suggested that he came up with the law of universal gravitation after an apple plopped onto his head, while he was resting under a tree. There is no actual evidence to support the theory, but the myth has not been entirely dispelled, so we're gonna take it as a fact for now.

My point is: Shower thoughts. Your thoughts wander through the different weird valleys in the atoms of your brain, frolicking about and coming to some pretty strange, but accurate conclusions. Whether you're a Wim Hof fan and you're trying to distract yourself as you sit miserably in the ice-cold shower, or if you're normal and are enjoying a warm temperature, showers seem to be blessed with a certain magic that allows you to capture said thoughts and figure out you're secretly a genius.

There is a Reddit thread that is entirely dedicated to Shower Thoughts, and while scrolling through it, I've picked out some of the best I've seen this week. You can check them out down below. If you're having a tough time at work this week, you're welcome to click here for a great ol' batch of memes that are sure to make it just a little bit better.

Wake Up On This Caturday In The Most Purrfect Way: 23 Funniest Cat Memes Of The Week (January 28, 2023)

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/28/2023 - 06:00

Goooood morning, ladies, gents, and all other self-proclaimed cat people! This week has been long, it's been rough, it's been cold, but finally, we have made it to the most purrfect day of the week! It's Caturday, y'all, and that means that it's time to embrace the cat spirit fully. You know what you can do on a Caturday? You can do what cats do - i.e. whatever you want whenever you want. You want another snack? Go get it. You want an extra nap? Go ahead. You wanna scroll through awwdorable pictures of cats all day long? Ain't no one stopping you. And if you want a brand new collection of funny cat memes to start your day off on the right paw? You're in the right place. 

Every single Caturday starts the same way on ICanHasCheezburger - the correct way - with a new collection of the funniest cat memes of the week. If you make it to the end of this listicle, we can promise you that your day will have started off on the right paw. Happy Caturday, friends!

'I won over $5,000': Guy turns the tables on scammer, gets paid for a car accident that they caused

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/28/2023 - 06:00

It's not often that being at fault in an accident actually gets you money, but when a scammer tries to extort you for fake repair costs, it can end up working out in your favor.

When u/bigcapper69 accidentally ran into someone else's vehicle in a parking lot, they immediately apologized profusely and offered to pay for the damages. They describe that the scammer, who they refer to as 'Brent', initially came across as very cool. Brent seemed to be taking everything in stride and was quite happy for u/bigcapper69 to settle up in cash and get the work done at a repair shop that u/bigcapper69 recommended.
When it began to drag out, and u/bigcapper69 didn't hear anything from Brent, they began to worry. After some time, u/bigcapper69 gave Brent a sizeable lump sum of cash. 

Then Brent disappeared again. The next thing u/bigcapper69 heard was when they got a message from Brent's lawyer claiming that nothing had been paid. That's when u/bigcapper69 began their revenge. 

We love to see scammers like Brent getting served. There is nothing better than when karmic justice plays out before your very eyes. 
 

'Some people might not think it was purely platonic': Married guy goes off the grid once a year with his friend, wife gets enraged

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/28/2023 - 05:00

This guy tried to paint his wife as annoying, but the truth came out in the comments. This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit by u/Remarkable-Use-8439, who shared that he and his male friend have been going on a phones-free vacation once a year for over a decade. His wife seemed comfortable with this, but now that they are married and living together, she became annoyed that he was difficult to reach.

 

That's the story this Redditor tried to tell, but what actually was going on here was much more questionable. OP revealed in the comments section that he and his friend had been intimate before back in their college days and implied that their relationship might not be purely platonic. So while in theory, he's not the AH for wanting to have a weekend off the grid with his friend, in reality, this was clearly a relationship that made his wife uncomfortable. Sounds like there's a lot of self-discovery this guy needs to explore.

 

Keep scrolling below for the full story. For more, check out this post about a woman who got herself suspended at work and made things even worse for herself.

Chocolate chip, plz

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/28/2023 - 05:00

Friendliest Feline Gets Returned to the Shelter for Being "Too" Affectionate of a Cat, Internet Comes to the Defense of This Bestest Boy

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/28/2023 - 02:00

If we lived in a perfect cat person world, everyone kitty would have their perfect home and get all the loving and cuddling they desire—the cats, not the humans. But unfortunately, we do not live in that world. We apparently live in a world where cats get demonized for everything, even for being "too" loving. 

Recently, a shelter posted a heartbreaking video of one of their cats up for adoption. The little Tuxedo is named Jerry and he was surrendered to the shelter because the owner said he was "too" affectionate. The previous owner was annoyed by how often this cat wanted attention, cuddles, and loving. So now Jerry has been sitting in a shelter for a long time trying to find that furever home where he will be able to cuddle with his hoomans for life. 

The shelter posted Jerry's predicament on their social media and the cat people of the internet came flooding in to defend and help Jerry out. Many commenters post in disbelief that someone could give up a loving cat like that. While others are volunteering to adopt Jerry—one commenter even offered to pay any adoption fees for whoever ends up adopting him. #JusticeForJerry

Check out sweet loving Jerry below and his Internet defense team below, and his adoption info here.

Most Adorable 'How To' Videos: How to Give a Kitten a Proper Feline Flea Bath

LOL Cats - Fri, 01/27/2023 - 17:00

How To videos are supposed to be educational and help you develop a new skill. Many find them odious and boring, but you gotta learn to get the job done. But when the How To video's star character is an adorable itty bitty floofy kitten then SIGN US UP!

Why don't they just add kittens to every How To vide? Seriously, humanity would probably learn a lot more if the learning process included adorable baby animals. Oh, your husband wants to fix the new flooring all on his own, he just needs to watch that YouTube video on that one part, but he keeps falling asleep during it? Find a video where the teacher's assistant is actually an adorable kitten! 

Giving a cat is not a normal thing, you do not need to do that often. It is only for certain situations, like giving a cat a medicate flea bath, do you need to do this. People who often rescue cats usually end up giving cats a bath and they have perfected it. One woman shares her kitten bath videos online and they truly are the MOST adorable How To videos you will ever watch. 

The Best Service Industry Memes of the Week for Servers and Bartenders Who Never Thought They'd Be Here This Long (January 27, 2022)

Fail Blog - Fri, 01/27/2023 - 16:00

It all starts when you take that summer job during college at the local restaurant when you're studying to be a doctor. It's fast paced, the money's pretty good, and your entire employee roster has hooked up with pretty much everybody. Sometimes you might even get free food! When you're 20, that's the dream right? Well then the money got too good and you forgot about post-grad degrees. The longer you were bussing the tables, the more they moved you up on the hierarchy and then you became a ~server~, the most coveted position in the room. Now, you're making bank on tips and wondering why your back hurts all the time and your cheeks get tight from fake smiling all night. Oh, that's because you're 30 now and the last decade of partying with your coworkers and spending all your cash has flown by pretty fast. Uh oh. Well, at least your entire friend group works on the weekends and parties on Monday so there's no reason to start being a corporate clown at this point. You might as well go to bartending school and just become a part of the system.

Bad Kitty: Funniest Rebellious Cat Memes of the Week for Feisty Felines Who Will Never Yield to Authority (January 27, 2023)

LOL Cats - Fri, 01/27/2023 - 16:00

Welcome to our good Lord Kitty Kittenson's domain. King Kitty rules this house and all who oppose him will get the ultimate punishment: The Claws. Have you ever had a cat that took over your life, but in a bad way? How is it that me, an adult human person, is governed entirely by a six pound ball of fluff? It all started when your calico beauty started faking stomach pains so that you would buy them the expensive wet food. From there, they realized their power over you and faked a gluten allergy too so that you would have to buy the EXPENSIVE good treats. Then you noticed they were tearing apart their little bed, so you bought them a throne-like cat tree from Williams Sonoma. Now you're hooked. You've forfeited all power over this little beast and they know it. Next time you try to oppose them, they might just react violently. Now, lowly hooman, go dig through the litter box and clean their p00p.

'What are my options?': Restaurant owner fires server and holds $2000 for ransom to force signing of illegal NDA

Fail Blog - Fri, 01/27/2023 - 15:00

Working in the service industry is often stressful and traumatic for a number of reasons. On the one hand, you're often treated poorly by clientele, who mostly regard you as subhuman because of your line of work. On the other hand, you're at the mercy of the unrealistic expectations and unethical practices of the small business owner who owns the place, and—let's be honest—these people often shouldn't be allowed to operate a business or have responsibility over the livelihood of others. 

These owners are often willfully negligent of labor practices and standards, more likely to laugh in your face at the request for fair treatment than to take on board any meaningful feedback. Margins are slim in this business, and despite already being paid pennies for your work, when it comes to their bottom line, you're their most costly—yet most controllable—resource. 

This worker shared their experience to Reddit's r/Serverlife subreddit, sharing how they had been fired for questionable reasons, and their ex-employer was now holding $2000 of their pay as ransom to force them to sign an NDA. They shared their story in order to as the service subreddit for advice, of which they received plenty. 

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Keep reading to see this story and the advice the original poster received. For more, check out this job advertisement for a server that sparked debates online over the outrageously low wage.

20 Funniest Feline Memes for Obsessed Cat Owners Whose Smol Kitten is Their Biological Child

LOL Cats - Fri, 01/27/2023 - 15:00

They say that in the modern age, for parental-aged millennials, "plants are the new pets and pets are the new kids". Having a plant is as demanding as having a pet in previous generations. Plants require meticulous tending and care in order to thrive in your home– like a pet. In the old days, you could just set your dog free on the ranch and hope it came back without any broken limbs. Nowadays, your pet is more important than that. Your pets no longer serve a purpose or have a job on the farm, their occupation is to enrich your life with their love and company, sort of like a human child…? 

So if you're one of the classic aging millennials who refuses to have a kid in the world climate right now, then you probably have a cat that you love dearly. That cat is your obsession. That cat is your best buddy. That cat is your biological child. 

Most Adorable Fluffy Faces In The Form Of Felines Who Don't Mind The Chilly Season

LOL Cats - Fri, 01/27/2023 - 14:00

Our kitties are driving up us the wall in the best way — they're so cute that it hurts. We want to snuggle with them all day and forget about the blistering cold outside of our fogged-up windows. February is nearly here, and winter is at its peak. Lucky for our fluffy cats, their fur protects them against the cold, while we humans can't really say the same. At this time, the more fluff the merrier! 

It's alright though, as we can use our adorable cats as blankets. You only realize how warm you were when your feline decides that its social battery has peaked and jumps off of your lap towards a random corner of your house. They truly do find the weirdest places to sleep. Scroll down for some of the floofiest critters we've seen this week on Instagram. We're lowkey jealous, but we guess that a hot water bottle and a weighted blanket will have to do.

While we're on the topic of fluff, check out these Siberian twins who are giving the facts out, straight.

30+ Funny moments of failure that people actually shared publicly for everyone to see

Fail Blog - Fri, 01/27/2023 - 14:00

Oh, you did something awkward? Time to share it with your 8000 closest friends on social media! 

These people below are unashamed, thriving, living their most embarrassing lives right out in public. It's easy enough to shoot off a quick Snap story to your friends or followers. I feel bad for the guy who accidentally sliced off half his hair just in time for his very first day of class. That's not quite the right impression you want to give! 

I also feel for the woman who was shaving her legs and presumably put a foot on the faucet, only for it to fall off and start shooting her with jets of water. No wonder she posted to social media for help, I wouldn't know what to do either! 

Check out these hilarious fails below. Then, dive into the most mildly irritating things that happened this week on the internet. 

'She's been utterly betrayed by her entire office and her husband:' Entitled boss brings married employees to the brink of quitting and divorcing after getting husband to secretly push wife out of huge company deal

Fail Blog - Fri, 01/27/2023 - 13:30

Dating a co-worker has never worked in the system. If you have experienced this, then you know, it always tends to get messy. But when you are married, working with your hubby doesn't seem too bad. As long as you aren't driving each other nut in the office, then it could work. Until it doesn't. A happily married couple that are also coworkers are now on the bring of divorce because of the actions of their boss. Both the hubby and wifey work in upper management and felt confident in their jobs. They worked hard and even got double the bonus this passed quarter. However, something the CEO did recently started an avalanche of consequences. The CEO has been talking about retiring and throwing around the idea of selling the company to his upper management. The wife has been included in these discussions until recently. 

It seemed like a normal day until everybody but her and the company's book keeper was called into a meeting. She asked everyone what was going on, even her husband, and nobody would tell her. She found out after that it was a meeting where the CEO officially put the offer on the table for upper management to buy him out of the company. Apparently they had been planning this meeting for weeks and to add insult to wound, they even went out for a nice lunch afterwards on the company's dime. 

She couldn't believe the level of betrayal she felt—not only from her place of establishment, but also from her husband. He had known for at least a week that she was going to be pushed out of the deal and he never said a word to her. In his mind, he was just being a good employee, but in her eyes, the entire office betrayed her and then on top of that, the man who made a vow to her, the one person she is supposed to be able to trust with her life, sided with the company that just betrayed her. She has no idea what to do and takes to Reddit for advice. Should she quit and work on the marriage? Should she divorce her husband because of his breach of trust? Should she Quit and divorce? Redditors flock to the comments to add their two cents. 

Frisky Friday: A Cat-tastic Collection of Hilarious Feline Memes to Kick Off Your Weekend (30+ Memes)

LOL Cats - Fri, 01/27/2023 - 13:00

It's finally Friday, thank the cat gods! We all survived the week and it's time to get into that weekend mood. No matter what you're doing this weekend, whether it's spending it inside with your four-legged feline friends, or outside with your human friends, you need some funnies to shake away that office feeling and get into relaxation mode. 

This cat-tastic collection of memes is here to do just that. Let's take our minds off of our work emails and any unfinished projects we have hanging over our heads to make room for some good old laughs in the form of cat memes. You know them and love them, they're the best medicine for a person with the blues or worries on their minds. So let's shake off that stress and get into the fun zone because these little guys pack a serious punch of funny. Have a great weekend!

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