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Wholesome And Spicy Feline Memes To Prepare You For The Upcoming Holiday Havoc

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 14:00

With the holiday season looming over us like a threatening cloud in the distance it is time that we mentally prepare ourselves for the holiday havoc that is headed our way. Even the phrase alone congers up disastrous scenes of holiday devastation, the likes of which only a family with a pet can achieve. We are talking about screaming matches over who brought the wine last year, laid upon a background of clawminal cats racing around the dinner table tripping up dad who has just come into the dinning room with the turkey. We are talking about facetious felines who have climbed to the top of your immaculate tree and are in the process of tearing down your christmas creation.

So to get you ready for the heaps of havoc that are inevitably heading your way, we have collected a list of wholesome and spicy feline memes that capture the sweet and senseless essence of the holiday season and all the drama and wholesome moments that come along with it.

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'A marching band to play me into work so I can hand in my resignation': 20+ purchases to make after winning the lottery

Fail Blog - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 13:00

For better or for worse, everyone has had that passing thought about what they would do first if they won the lottery. Ok, maybe nepo babies aside, everyone else has considered this possibility. Would you do something practical like paying off student loans or getting a financial advisor to figure out how to manage all this money? Or would you do something completely shallow like go on an immediate shopping spree? Personally, I would do both at once. Heck, if I won the lottery, why can't I be alternately smart and foolish with my earnings?

All this to say, it's remarkable how practical so many folks were when responding to this prompt, which was shared to r/AskReddit. Clearly, many of you have considered this "what if" question deeply already. Keep scrolling below for the full list and be sure to share what you would do right after collecting your lottery winnings. For more content like this, check out this compilation of wedding fails.

Meow-My-Gosh It’s Monday: Mood Boosting Motivational Cat Memes To Kick Off The Week

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 13:00

Yup, that is right we have crossed the uncrossable, untamable, undesirable threshold into that day of days known as Monday. However, seeing as we have just been doused with our first festive serving of holiday cheer we are not going to let Monday get us down and instead we get going to get all up in it, like a cat who is just looking to fight about territory that is not his.

Today's collection of mood boosting, motivational cat memes have been carefully considered and calculated to help you kick off the week with your tail up and your lips smiling. With such uplifting wholesome feline moments as the cat who recognized their pawrent over FaceTime, or the feline who discovered who to make 'paw' turkeys, or the doggo who unwittingly became a comfy couch for a clutch of kittens, there is simply no way that you should not be able to make this Monday your day!

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Update: '[I] woke the CEO up at midnight': Night shift worker calls 200 tech support clients in the middle of the night after boss tells them he 'doesn't want excuses'

Fail Blog - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 12:00

You want phone calls? You got phone calls. That's totally fine by this overnight worker, since they usually barely call anyone during their shift anyway. 

As an employee, you may see the CEO of your company just a few times. Often, you'll be introduced to the CEO when you first start at the job, so it's important to make a good impression. After all, depending on your position and the size of the company, you may just never see them again after that. Most of us just don't work one-on-one with CEOs, so those few encounters are definitely how the CEO will remember you. 

This person made an impression on the CEO that they'll never forget, by giving them a phone call in the late hours of the night. I wonder if the CEO remembers this fondly now---it's probably pretty funny to everyone involved in hindsight. 

'Immediately My Dad Instincts Kicked In': Tiny Kitten Follows Man Home And Never Leaves (Video)

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 12:00

There are days in the year when the cat distribution system is working purrfetcly. We don't know when they happen exactly, and we don't know who the target of the system will become, but once it happens… once you have been chosen, then there is no going back. And that's clearly the case today. An itty bitty kitty followed this man home, and that's it. He stayed forever. The human has been chosen, and the cat will never leave. 

In fact, the cat goes everywhere with its human, and honestly, it might be one of the most awwdorable things we have seen in a while. Maybe it's because it's one of the tiniest kittens ever, or maybe it's because it's a giant man with a teeny weeny kitty, but something about this is just… too cute. We could barely handle it, and we promise you will feel the exact same way. 

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'Karen [said] I had no right to do that': Karen throws fit over neighbor's new fence, turns out she was 10 feet over the property line

Fail Blog - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 11:00

Most Karen neighbors are sticklers around noise and privacy, but you would think if they would accuse you of crossing the property line, they would at least double check first. Here, we have a Karen who threw a tantrum at her neighbor's friend, who was doing a favor and assisting with replacing his buddy's fence. Karen insisted that the fence was over the property line, prompting her neighbor and his friend to do some research. When they uncovered that her property was actually nearly 10 feet over the divider, Karen had to eat her words. 

OP lived to tell the tale and shared his side of the story via this thread on Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit. Folks in the comments seemed to get a kick out of the fact that Karen was insistent about this "invasion of her space," so when OP and the neighbor maliciously complied and checked the receipts, it came as a true shock. Keep scrolling below for the full story and for the best reactions. When you're done, here's another post about a male Karen and his own neighborhood dispute.

The Purrfect Slumber Party: A Cuddly Cozy Cute Compilation Of Cats Having A Pawty In Pajamas

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 11:00

It's time for a sleeeeeeeeeeeeepover! Go grab your comfiest pajamas, your floofiest pillow, and a big bag of snacks. We're going to make a blanket fort, put on a movie, and have a giant snuggle puddle with our cats until tomorrow morning. And the best part of this slumber party is that even the cats will be wearing pajamas! That's right, just when you thought cats couldn't get any cuter, we're proving you wrong by putting them in awwdorable jammies that take their cuteness to the next level.

Whether they're after surgery or just want an extra layer of warmth tonight, these kitties are snuggled up and cozy like a cat lying in front of a heater. It's the purrfect thing you need to warm your heart and also your limbs. So grab a cup of hot cocoa and prepare to loaf the night away in cozy comfy purrfection!

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'I decided to write her a note': Tenant takes matters into her own hands after neighbor won't stop drilling and stomping

Fail Blog - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 10:00

Moving into a new building is rarely smooth sailing. We've all had noisy neighbors that make us question our entire lives, values, and morals; why did I move to this city in the first place? Why do people even decide to have children? How come I'm polite and other people aren't? Is being noisy something that runs in the family? One woman who recently moved into a brand new apartment with her friends went through this existential crisis after an upstairs neighbor won't stop drilling, stomping, and overall being a nuisance to the entire complex day and night. After passing nasty, handwritten notes back and forth, she decided to take charge and devise a plan that will leave her speechless.

Keep reading to find out what this determined woman decided would be the perfect solution to silence her upstairs neighbor—for good. And maybe take notes if there's someone you'd like to kick out of your building…

35 Hissterical Cat Memes For All The Grumpy Cats Who Need A Fast Forward Button To The Weekend (December 4, 2023)

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 10:00

Are you sure it's only Monday? We are almost certain it is at least Thursday. If it really is only Monday, we're going to need a fast-forward button to the weekend ASAP! We simply can't get through four more days of work, or else we're going to need help from some seriously silly cat memes to help us get through the remainder of the week. To match our grumpy cat energy, we're giving you some hissterical cat memes to help you fast forward to the weekend!

From an awwdorably grumpy cat who just wants a kiss to a cat that traps you with its fluffy, forbidden belly floof, these memes will have you giggling so hard you will have to run to the litter box! That will help the day go by faster - both laughter and potty breaks are essential to making your workday fly by. So scroll on down and let's cat meme our way to the weekend!

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Top Unpopular Opinions of the Year

Fail Blog - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 09:00

Christmasssssssss is coming up, and I am per usual, per every year, per every decade, STRESSED. Running about to find gifts, gahhh, it's absolutely exhausting and my family is never happy with what I get them anyway, but it's not like I have a choice, because they would be way more offended if I didn't get them anything at all. So, you win some, you lose some.

Now that I am done with my short holiday rant, let's get on to the unpopular opinions. Every so often, I make a point to post the most relatable (or outrageous) unpopular opinions that I scour Reddit for. Basically, people who are fed up with certain things take to r/unpopularopinions and type out their frustrations with the world. Oftentimes, I disagree with what is being written, and I just label them whiny little insert a word here.

Other times, I kind of agree. Scroll down and be the judge. Then, check out these petty roommates who tried to drive their housemate out, but failed miserably and got what they deserved instead.

Big Cat Lady Energy: Every Day is Caturday with These 35 Hilarious Feline Funnies for the Cat Ladies Among Us

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 09:00

Hello, everyone! Here at the ICanHasCheezburger editorial office, we proudly embrace our cat lady status. While we do have some fantastic cat-loving men on our team, today, we're shining the spotlight on our fellow feline-loving ladies. To all you incredible cat moms out there—our kitty girls, our superhero cat ladies draped in capes adorned with cat fluff—we see you. We acknowledge your dedication, prioritizing your cats' needs over your own, ensuring they have the finest hypoallergenic cat food, luxurious catnip toys, and accessories before you even treat yourself to a cup of coffee!

Over here at headquarters, every day is Caturday and you all know we like to pawty. As Caturday dawns, we're here to celebrate you, hard-working cat moms, granting you a well-deserved moment to relax and savor a piping hot cup of joe in the comfort of your homes, away from those cubicles. Let the cat meme party commence, sisters

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'[He built] a shed on the head teacher's parking space': 15+ Pranksters who outdid themselves with their best pranks ever

Fail Blog - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 08:00

These pranksters are next-level

The best kinds of pranks are the ones that leave every participant laughing and smiling at the end. There are way too many social media pranksters these days who want to bother pedestrians or make mockeries of their friends. A lot of it feels mean-spirited, but it doesn't have to be that way. 

Why not prank someone the way a bunch of these guys did? They only ordered one milkshake at a restaurant, even though there were a bunch of people at their table. But then, they decided to "prank" their waitress. The total for their table was just $5 for the milkshake, but the dudes pooled their money and left her a $170 dollar tip! The waitress was quite moved by their gesture. They pulled off the perfect prank, in my opinion. 

Other people shared their funniest prank experiences in response to u/LifeofaLorax's question. The OP's friend's story is an absolute must-read, as it involves a rare prank in Antarctica. Since no one lives there, and it's only inhabitants are scientists visiting the area, the OP's friend probably experienced a first-ever moment for the continent. 

Comical Collection of 30 Hissterical "Tortitude" Moments When Feline Fanatics Took A Paws To Appreciate Their Tortie Cats

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 08:00

Tortoiseshell cats do not belong to a specific breed; rather, they are identified by their distinctive multi-color fur pattern resembling a tortoiseshell. Interestingly, torties are predominantly female. Perhaps this contributes to their reputation as the most spirited members of the feline community. Despite their bold personalities and abundance of 'tortitude,' they are remarkably loyal, playful, and intriguing companions. These high-energy cats thrive on ample playtime, ensuring that life is always dynamic with a tortie in the household. Don't just take our word for it—explore the captivating world of tortoiseshell cats through the experiences of their devoted owners and their delightful feline friends!

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'I was told it's highly unprofessional': Boss calls employee at 9 p.m. on a Saturday, scolds him for drinking with friends

Fail Blog - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 07:00

I don't know about you, but when it's the weekend, work is OFF the table. I like to enjoy my weekends spending quality time with friends and family. I'm fortunate not to have a job where I have to be on call during the weekends, so when Friday evening hits, my laptop is closed and stowed away until Monday morning. That should've been the case for this OP too, but unfortunately, it wasn't. He was out on a Saturday night celebrating his friend's engagement when he got a call at 9 p.m. from his boss. Considering she was calling his personal phone, not his work phone, he assumed it was an emergency, so he answered. He was also drunk at this point, so all points of logic were out the window. 

His boss needed help with a work-related task, to which he responded honestly. He was out with friends and was in no state to assist her. He probably didn't need to add that detail, but again, he's a few drinks into the night. Shortly after ending the call, his boss sends him an angry email saying they must meet Monday morning due to his unprofessionalism. 

But don't get too upset yet because, surprisingly, this story has a happy ending. Keep reading to see what happens when the OP sets foot in the boss's office on Monday at 8 a.m. 

'The Circle Of Nope': Cats Experiencing Snow For The First Time And Nope-ing The Heck Out Of There

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 07:00

Winter is here, everyone! Yes, our cats are snuggling under our blankets, the warm laundry that came out of our dryer is our cat's favorite spot again, and we must be extra careful about leaving any electronics out there because our cats will sit directly on our laptops if we look away for so much as a second. Winter is here, and the snow came with it, and even though our cats have seen it a bunch of times before, their curiosity is back at full force again, and they simply have to touch it. 

We don't know if they simply forget that… snow is cold every single year or not, but our cats always seem surprised by it. And you know what? That might be one of the best parts about getting snow - it's seeing our cats' reactions to it. Our cats' immediate reaction of… nope.  

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'I planted them all over': Tenant gets back at bad landlord by planting bamboo around their apartment

Fail Blog - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 06:00

If there's one thing that can wreck a homeowner's day, it's bamboo. I had a coworker way back who bought a house where—unbeknownst to him—the previous owner had planted bamboo next to the house alongside their deck. From the day I got to know him until the day I left that job, he was constantly battling that blasted plant, having to crawl in and under their low-lying deck structure to keep it from spreading and out of the foundations of the house. The bamboo was his nemesis, the Joker to his Batman—the bamboo was an irremovable object, and he was too stubborn and prideful to ever surrender to a pumped-up blade of grass. I don't know what ended up happening with their struggle, but I can only assume the two are still locked in their eternal conflict to this very day.

Based on the number of comments sharing a similarity to my own story in their own battles with bamboo, it's safe to say that this is a dastardly bit of petty revenge indeed and certainly not one that you should go about trying at home due to legal and ecological ramifications that may occur. With certainty, you should not do this yourself just because you're slightly perturbed at your greedy, small-minded landlord. I can also say with certainty this user needs to learn how to spell "bamboo."

Keeping Warm On These Cold Winter Days With The Coziest, Softest, Most Awwdorable Cat Pics On The Web: ICanHasCheezburger Edition

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 06:00

Guys, we have made it. It is officially cold outside everywhere. Nowhere is safe from the winter winds. And although a part of us thrives in this weather, with the blankets and the hot cocoas and the coats, another part of us… is very cold and is worried about our cats being cold. Because it doesn't matter what's happening outside, our first thought is our cats. And we know just how much our cats like the sunshine, how much they enjoy the warmth. We know, so we're worried, and we simply have to make sure that our kitties stay warm. 

The thing is… our kitties don't need our help. Our kitties will find the warmest spot in the house - whether our cats will climb under our blankets or choose to sit directly on our laptops - and settle there before we even start thinking about helping them, and all we can do in response is… aww. 

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'You had it good here': Boss takes credit for employee's tech skills, mocks her during her final days on the job

Fail Blog - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 05:00

It's always fascinating when bosses decide to get petty right before one of their employees walks out on them. They have absolutely nothing to gain from being savage and they're probably risking their already lukewarm reputation, yet sometimes folks in authority cannot help themselves. This boss had a habit of taking credit for other people's work, and he even did so when his employee (now off to bigger and better things) fixed a major tech issue at work. Not only did he get petty, but he had the audacity to accuse the employee of being tech incompetent. This is obviously inaccurate and says a lot more about the boss's ability to convince himself of an alternate reality than anything else. But at the end of the day, you have to take all these petty comments on your final days at the office with a grain of salt. Really, it's just your boss lashing out like a wounded animal or an insulted middle school child.

Last warning

LOL Cats - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 05:00

'We never put lights on the tree': Son shares how his father's Christmas lie changed the course of family Christmas for 30 years

Fail Blog - Mon, 12/04/2023 - 04:00

Families and tradition are synonymous with one another; it might be as simple as some small silly thing that you do together every year during the holidays, or it might be a serious, all-encompassing system of decorum that members must abide by. As most of us aren't part of some pseudo-royalty billionaire trust or vying for the succession of our father's multinational mass media company—chances are, more often than not, that most of our family traditions land towards the sillier end of the spectrum… We might not even know why we continue to do these things or why the family started doing these things in the first place—but we rest easy in the relative peace of knowing that no matter what happens or changes in our lives or in the world at large, at least we can look forward to the annoying, but wholesome, dependability of family tradition.

This family had one strange tradition: They never, ever put lights on their Christmas tree. Throughout the duration of their family Christmases, lights were strictly forbidden from the tree on account of the fact that they apparently presented a "fire hazard," a risk that was evidenced by the tree apparently catching fire during one of the couple's first Christmases together. Well, as it turned out, that's not exactly what had happened, but, rather, this tradition was the result of a not-so-convincing lie that had been told 30-odd years ago.

See this eye-watering tale of family Christmas affairs, as shared by this internet user on a popular online community.

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