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The Most Entertaining Cat Tweets On Twitter That Are Hissterical And Purrfect

LOL Cats - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 18:00

Why even have a Twitter account if it's not to look at tweets about cats??

Karen calls cops on dude's leaky tire, he exposes her dirty fountain: 'She didn't even live on my [...] street'

Fail Blog - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 16:00

Everyone has a dirty little secret hiding somewhere on their property—sometimes it's that project car that hasn't moved for months (and that probably will never be finished), and sometimes it's your neglected fountain in your backyard that has become less of an aesthetic water feature and more of a mosquito breeding ground.

And it's only natural to be vaguely annoyed by these oversights on the part of your neighbors, as—when you're locked eternally into a plot of land in (relatively) close proximity to absolute strangers—you're going to face some disagreements.

Still, before you start pointing fingers, it's always best to look at yourself first and realize that someone could just as easily point the finger back at you. Besides, there are far worse possibilities when it comes to neighbors than simple petty annoyances. 

This Karen picked a battle she wasn't going to walk away from unscathed when she decided to take issue over her back-fence neighbor's truck they seldom drove and had a leaky tire. She kept calling the vehicle to the police as abandoned, prompting the owner to retaliate in kind.

We'd feel safe

LOL Cats - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 16:00

‘I said “nah”’: Real estate corporation tries to trick potential buyers into a bidding war, homebuyers refuse to play their games and land the contract

Fail Blog - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 15:00

"Pressure or creating a sense of urgency is a very effective negotiating tactic. One should be reasonable and allow enough time, but never allow too much time. You did well for holding your ground, now the real fun begins."

Hey!

LOL Cats - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 15:00

'Did no one tell you this itinerary was way too much?': Bride-to-be dismayed over bachelorette party of "25 of my closest girlfriends" gone wrong

Fail Blog - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 14:00

Most of us can count our closest friends on one hand… meanwhile, this extroverted bride has 25 close friends

If you have 25 friends or more, that's probably normal. If you're the extroverted type who befriends everyone you come across, you might have dozens of people you call your friends. When it comes to wedding planning, it's hard to narrow down that list of friends to include the ones you want to attend your big day. 

One bride who wrote in to r/AmItheA****** is going to have a lot of decisions to make about her wedding in the aftermath of a pretty disastrous bachelorette weekend. She starts right off by saying that she and "25 of my closest girlfriends" rented a place for four days to party. But from the moment this bride arrived to find the house still undecorated, she basically had a miserable time. The things she's upset about didn't seem to upset her guests---most of them seemed neutral or unbothered about the situation. As commenters explained to this bride, there's no way all 25 of those women considered her their BFF. Instead, a lot of them probably went along with the plan to be polite, only to have the bride despise the entire weekend. What a mess! 

After you check that story out, check out these very foolish managers, like one dude who "deleted the entire company's website by accident.

24 Feline Friends Finishing The Week With A Pawsitive Friday Finale

LOL Cats - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 14:00

Get ready for a fluffy Friday treat with these delightful tuxedo cats! As the week comes to an end, these charming furry friends are here to bring some extra charm and cheer into our day. With their sleek black coats and dashing white markings, tuxedo cats are known for their stylish looks and playful awwdorable personalities.

These feline friends bring all the joy and laughter you need to end the week on a pawsitive note. Their awwdorable personalities and cute charm are sure to put a smile on our face and lift our spirits high. It's the purrfect way to unwind and relax before the weekend begins! With each playful leap and gentle purr, these tuxedo cats prepare us for a weekend filled with awwdorable fun. Whether chasing toys, curling up for a catnap, or simply soaking up some sun, their presence brings warmth and happiness to all around them.

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'[I was] following orders!': Son pranks Dad with malicious compliance, takes instructions too literally by wrapping gravel stones in masking tape

Fail Blog - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 13:00

Thankfully, this family had enough of a sense of humor for this prank to be fodder for laughter down the road. Not every family member has the ability to laugh at some family business sabotage. Personally speaking, I know my family would not be laughing. I once did the classic clear wrap April Fools prank on my mother when I was a kid and she still hasn't forgiven me to this day.

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit by u/bigjoekennedy, who revealed that as a kid, he used to help his father out with his painting business. One day, his father instructed his son and a friend to "tape down" gravel stones. The son knew from previous experience that this meant to cover them simply to prevent spilling paint on the stones, but he decided to play a trick on his dad by taking the instructions literally. So, he and his friend wasted a bunch of time covering individual gravel stones with masking tape until his father returned to see his complete lack of productivity. 

Keep scrolling below for the full story and for the best reactions in the comments section. For more, check out this post about a guy who got some innocent payback on his annoying coworker.

Hilarious Cat Memes For All You Introverts In Need Of Some Comfort Today

LOL Cats - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 13:00

Feline Friday is well upon us at this point, however it is not a wild celebration of feline funnies for all of us hoomans. For some of us more introvert inclined hoomans, we would much rather be chilling in a quiet corner, hoodie raised over our heads and ideally a cat or two Velcroed to our bodies, purring like jackhammers. So, we figured we would do our best to capture that feeling with today's collection of hilarious cat memes for all you introverts in need of some comfort today.

From the cat meme that pawfectly describes a feline loving introvert's social circle involving a few hoomans and several hundred cats online, to the fluffy orange catto who has become a master of disguise, so long as his dog brother is around to blend into, to the most accurate depiction of a cat's reaction to being told not to climb on the counter, to the friendly felines who are vouching for solidarity this Caturday. These introvert flavored cat memes are the pawfect companion to your quiet demeanor.

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'At this point... we’re making pure scrap': Industrial engineer begs to boss not to run trial with sticky materials, boss insists and costs company thousands

Fail Blog - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 12:00

What the customer wants, the customer gets. That's the rule of the land at one company, but this person's boss had them take that idea way too far. 

Companies make their employees go through the hiring process. They read their resumes, make sure they have a college degree, and reach out to references. Then, when that highly qualified employee actually does start their job, the company doesn't care about their qualifications one bit. It must be infuriating, especially for people who are talented and knowledgeable in their field of expertise. 

That's what happened to u/Saikar22 at their industrial process engineering gig. They were working on a project involving a sticky substance, but for one customer, that product was apparently not sticky enough. The employee writes that they were confused about this from the jump, because the stickiness of the material already gave their machines trouble at times. But the customer kept demanding trials to make this product even stickier, no matter what the end result might be. 

This tale is a long read, but it's a really great one. And after that, read about the property manager who assured his tenants over and over again that they'd get their security deposit back, only to change his mind. 

Sweet Cat Pics To Pick You Up When You Are Feeling Down

LOL Cats - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 12:00

While our fluffy feline friends do not have the physical ability to pick us up when we are feeling down in the dumps, they do have the ability to raise our spirits to no end in those situations. Whether it is a bump of the head, a swipe of the paw, or in the most extreme of cases, a lick. Our caring cats have a way of boosting our mood that is so powerful they barely have to do anything. And today we celebrate these kind creatures with this collection of sweet cat pics to pick you up when you are feeling down.

From the silly feline giving you the tongue poke to raise your spirits, to the caring catto ready to listen to your problems over a romantic dinner, to the feline couple blissfully hugging the time away, to the cute kitten playfully poking his head out from under the table to check on you. These wholesome cats are just what we need to feel better when we are down in the dumps.

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Woman feuds with frat bro neighbor over loud music, she blasts nursery rhymes as payback: 'I played Barney'

Fail Blog - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 11:00

Who knew that the best way to get back at your frat bro neighbor would be to play nursery rhymes and children's music? 

This dude was no longer in college and was blasting loud beats late at night during the work week. In short, he was the kind of selfish human we frequently tear down on this site. This Redditor tried everything to politely and calmly tell him to quiet down, to no avail of course. After a failed conversation and a fully ignored note on his door, she realized that the only way to make the music stop would be to match him. So, she did just that, but she picked a totally different genre: kids' music. She even gathered suggestions from folks in the comments section. Every time this guy tried to play his loud house music, she would immediately respond by playing tunes from Barney. Eventually, he got the picture. 

Keep scrolling below for the full play-by-play and for the most amusing suggestions in the comments section. For more stories like this, take a look at this one about a guy who dumped his girlfriend after she scored higher than him on an IQ test. Talk about insecure!

30 Hissterically Unimpressed Grumpy Cats That Are One Mistake Away From Replacing Their Incompetent Hooman Servants

LOL Cats - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 11:00

Hey cat pawrents, we know that raising a cat isn't easy. You're going to make mistakes, be one minute late for meal time, and yell at your fur babies out of frustration sometimes. It's all part of being a pawrent! However, our cats sometimes may not be so furrgiving. You know that once you adopt a cat, the cat becomes your owner, and if you think otherwise you're just fooling yourself. You never know how many mistakes it will take for your cat to throw you in the trash and get a new hooman servant, but all we can do is try our best.

We're joking of course (kind of), but these hissterically unimpressed grumpy cats do look like they are one mistake away from replacing their incompetent hoomans. Scroll down to see all of these purrfectly peeved cats looking silly at their horrible hoomans, you will get a kick out of it as long as you're not on the other end of that stare!

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'Hard to explain this dad bod': 36 Childfree adults share the surprising disadvantages of not having kids

Fail Blog - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 10:00

Deciding to have kids is a tough decision that a lot of people nowadays are happily foregoing. The cost of life is rising, the world is uncertain, and quite frankly, children's TV shows are becoming far more unbearable. But then there are still those of us who dream of the sound of little feet running through the hallways and having kiddos and grandkiddos around when we're older. 

There's something about family that's irresistible to some. However, once you make your decision–whether you're in your teens, twenties, thirties, or decided to adopt–once you have kids, there's no turning back. 

It really makes you wonder what it's like on the other side, doesn't it? Well, I've collected the stories of 35+ childless adults who can share the greatest disadvantages of not having kids. So even if you're dreading your kid's 10-hour baseball tournament or you're helping paint a planet diorama at 9 pm on a Sunday night, these little nuggets will make you look at your own tiny human and count your lucky stars. 

Consider your fortune, parents–your kid is pretty darn special.

36 Feline Funnies To Help You Stop And Smell The Cat Memes

LOL Cats - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 10:00

Hey I Can Has-ers, we're here to remind you of one simple thing - to paws for a second and live in the meowment! Forget about all those work worries you have going on right now because Caturday is just around the corner, and we wouldn't want you to walk in Caturday with a negative vibe! Let's take a deep breath together, count to three, and then exhale. Doesn't that feel better? Now, we want you to take some time today to stop and smell the cat memes. Their aromatic aroma of feline funnies and kitty comedy is good for the soul, and for turning any day into a great day!

These super silly cats in meme form will help you slow down and appreciate the small things - like kittens. Okay, we're joking, but honestly, you should take some time for yourself to find a reason to laugh every day. Life is too short to get stuck worrying about everything. Just be like a cat - if it doesn't bring you joy, swat it away and then forget about it!

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‘I’m not proving my value, bye': Tenured team member told by boss he needs to become a manager to get a raise, despite being paid $40,000 under market value

Fail Blog - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 09:00

What will it take for managers to wake up? Do all their most experienced employees need to walk out the door for them to agree to a raise? Getting ahead with inflation today is hard, but companies are making it so much harder by underpaying you and expecting you to just take it. Well, let's collectively say 'no more' to silence, because this is getting ridiculous.

One employee was working at a manufacturing company, making way less than his coworkers. He was frustrated after he saw other people getting a raise, while he was left behind. He was the top employee in his team, but we all know that gets you nowhere. Eventually he approached his boss, figuring he might as well demand the raise that he deserved. He asked for 30% more, which was a bargain if you ask me. Scroll down to read how it all ended up playing out, and then for more stories like this, here is a demanding couple who kept changing their order so that their server would look bad.

25 Hilariously Derpy Cat Photos To Bring You A Smile Or Two During This Difficult Workday: ICanHasCheezburger Edition

LOL Cats - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 09:00

Cats are known to be quite aloof, unfeeling, uncaring, unresponsive and having an 'I don't give a heck' attitude. But we are cat owners. And we know that is a lie. Cats are derpy as heck. Oh yes, they are responsive and caring and feeling. In fact, cats feel so much and have such funny reactions to things that we cannot help but laugh at them. Seeing cats mildly annoyed is hilarious. Seeing cats mildly spooked is hissterical. And seeing cats react with serious confusion to the silliest things… well, that's what we're here for today.

Because there is nothing that makes us snort in quite the same way as pictures of cats looking derpy, and we know the same is true for our audience. So, when we asked you to show us the derpiest pictures you have ever taken of your cats, we knew that you would not disappoint. And you didn't. 

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'He came into the job knowing absolutely zero about what we did': Clueless boss causes entire department to be terminated

Fail Blog - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 08:00

This manager could only do one thing: sink every department he was put in charge of. 

As much fun as it probably is to hire a bunch of your friends to work with you, that strategy is going to come with some drawbacks. Sure, you two can goof around and take long lunches. But when it comes time to get down to business, you may regret hiring your BFF for something they're totally unqualified for. 

That's what happened at this worker's company in the aftermath of a management change. Before the switch, their whole team was given generous pay bumps and were told to take responsibility in their jobs. But after that management change, a new hire came onboard, and this supervisor had zero idea how to do his job. To make matters worse, this person was also insisting on getting results (without knowing what that would even entail). 

Now, some management types are able to fake it until they make it. But not this person. He was apparently so clueless that everyone realized the original poster was the dude to go to with any questions. You can check out the full story of this supervisor's plan that backfired spectacularly. 

Next up, these people ate some completely awful meals at the weddings they attended, like one person who had to eat "plain boiled chicken with no seasonings." 

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 20 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories

LOL Cats - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 08:00

Gooood meowrning, cat people! Friday is finally here. We only have a little bit left to go until Caturday will bless us. Just one more day. And we should really start this day on the right paw. It's a good thing you're here then, because it's time to meet the newly adopted faces of the week! 

There is no better way to start any day than with a collection of wholesome cat adoption stories, but it's especially impurrtant on Friday. That's why we bring you this segment every single week - to put smiles on your faces and to help you get through this day strong.

We want to say a huge thank you to each and every person who adopted a cat this week, and an even bigger shout out goes to everyone who adopted a senior cat, a sick cat, a rehomed cat, and every other "impurrfect" cat who might just need a little more love and care than most. It's the best decision you all have ever made, we promise you. 

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New neighbor sues over encroaching fence, farmer puts a pig pen right next to their "shiny new" home: 'My eyes would start watering it smelled so bad'

Fail Blog - Fri, 03/29/2024 - 07:00

Being cautious and conscientious about where you're buying property is extremely important. Ensuring that you're aware of any zoning, environmental hazards, or other possible issues ensures that you're going to not only make a good investment but enjoy a peaceable existence in your new home as well. Future-proofing is important too. Of course, you can't control all eventualities, but the last thing you want to do is get caught out, unaware that you were buying next to a plot of land that could be subdivided and developed in the near future or that you were buying next to a plot of land that could soon host hundreds of foul-smelling pigs ripe for slaughter.

If you were to buy next to a plot of agriculturally zoned land and you found that their fence was encroaching on your new property, it would be the neighborly thing to do to first strike up a friendly conversation and resolve things amicably—rather than taking an offensive legal stance right off the bat. If you go on the offensive, you might just find that you wind up with a whole bunch of the aforementioned pigs living right next to your home.

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