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A Riotous Romp Of 32 Adorable Orange Female Felines Proving That Citrusy Cats Have More Fun With A Singular Brain Cell

LOL Cats - Tue, 02/13/2024 - 10:00

Hey I Can Has-ers, did you know that only 20% of orange cats are female? That's right, our lovable orange cats with one collective brain cell are mostly male, and that tracks. With all the crazy shenanigans that they get up to, it just makes sense that most of them would be boys. However, there are a select few orange ladies out there, and just like blondes, they're here to prove that they have more fun than other cats because they can be just as silly too!

This lovely listicle is all female, all the time, showing off some hissterically derpy cats as well as some awwdorable ones. Prepare to have your world filled with tangerine dreams and citrusy chaos because these kitty cats are using their singular brain cell for one thing - being cute and silly! Okay, technically that's two things, but they can multitask (unlike men…kidding!).

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‘I can’t do my job like this': Teacher shares declining interest in job due to students phone usage, leading to discussion about teaching

Fail Blog - Tue, 02/13/2024 - 09:00

I can't begin to imagine what it's like to teach nowadays. 

I witness kids' behavior in public and it already infuriates me. I can't fathom what it's like to teach them. Here, let me tell you a story. One day, I was ordering a hamburger at a place, and in the line before me was a tired, worn-out dad, and his obnoxious child with their eyes glued to the phone. The dad had to repeat, 'What would you like to eat' about ten times before the kid stopped ignoring him and mumble-replied. Then the kid began screaming about something they didn't want in their hamburger, all the while staring at the screen in their grubby little hands. They didn't even lift their gaze while their mouth was making these loud noises. 

Then they sank onto the ground, phone still in hand mind you, and continued their tantrum, while the dad tried desperately to get them under control. Yes, parenting is hard. And yes, this kid was a menace. Still makes me angry to think about it. Back when I was throwing tantrums, at least I would look my mother in her eyes as I was doing it. One fed-up teacher took to Reddit to complain about kids and their phone usage in class, and other teachers chimed in with their thoughts. Adios, and next, check out the most entertaining LinkedIn posts of the week.

28 Wholesome Cat Pawrents Show Off Their Heartwarming Purrmanent Portraits Ink-spired By Their Beloved Black Cats

LOL Cats - Tue, 02/13/2024 - 09:00

There are people who love cats, and then there are people who love cats enough to get them tattooed on their bodies. We may or may not be the second one, but we'll leave the real answer to your imagination. Purrsonally, we love tattoos - and we think that they're the purrfect way to memorialize something that's impawtant to you - and honestly, what's more important than your cat? We found a super cool selection of people getting cat tattoos - 100% ink-spired by their own voids and fur babies.

From realistic pawtraits to interesting adaptions, this listicle is full of ink-spiring tattoo ideas for anyone who is both a cat person and a tattoo person! You don't even have to be into tattoos to enjoy it, you can just scroll through and look at the cute pictures of black cats. Be careful, though, you might start feeling the itch to get a new tattoo by the end!

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'I texted my mom… Siri read it out loud': 30+ Awkward texts sent to the wrong person

Fail Blog - Tue, 02/13/2024 - 08:00

It happens when you're barely paying attention: you've texted the wrong person. It's awkward at best and incredibly embarrassing at worst! It happens to all of us at some point, and these people were brave enough to share their stories with the internet. 

It's really nice if your workplace will give you a work phone, but these days that's rarely a perk. It's a great way to keep your work life and personal life separated. When you're texting with your mom, your boss, your BFF, and your partner all at the same time, these lines of communication can get a little criss-crossed. 

Other people didn't mix up their work life and personal life. Instead, they texted disparaging things to the wrong person. Imagine if you're bad-mouthing your friend behind their back, and then you accidentally hit "send" after typing it out to that person. That turns into a cringeworthy situation where you have to apologize to that friend… and of course, they can't unsee the message. They've already read it, and you have to face the consequences of whatever you've just spilled to them. 

Check out these people's worst "wrong person" texting moments. And then, check out how one library assistant got revenge using a plate of crunchy nachos

Hilarious Chronicles of Whimsical Cats Embracing Their Eccentricities and Being Adorable Little Weirdos

LOL Cats - Tue, 02/13/2024 - 08:00

Cats are the most adorable little weirdos we humans have ever had the honor of witnessing. It's true, ask any ICanHasCheezburger follower, and they'll tell you how it is. We would not be surprised if we woke up one day and cats had taken over the world, leading to the crumbling of our existing political structures and replacing them all with their own feline systems. We wouldn't even complain either, cats would probably do a way better job of running things than the folks in the office now, but what do we know? 

Anyway, in honor of it being another fabulous feline-centric day on planet Earth, we have happily compiled a splendidly silly series of photos featuring cats engaging in totally normal feline behavior and being the most adorable little weirdos. We have always admired our cats' eccentricities and independent spirits, they march to the beats of their own drums and can't nobody take that away from them! Cheers! 

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'I reported him to his bosses': Man reports girlfriend's plan to use property employee to get roommates removed from lease, leading to employee getting fired

Fail Blog - Tue, 02/13/2024 - 07:00

Who would be devious enough to devise an organized plan to kick their roommates out? This woman, apparently, who obviously has zero shame.

The story is told from the perspective of her boyfriend, OP, who was living with her at the time that this all went down. He had a small inkling that she was cheating on him with a man she met at work. This man also happened to work at the apartment complex that OP and his girlfriend lived in. Why did OP think that she was cheating on him? Well, you know. The usual turning off notifications, saving dude's numbers under women's names so she wouldn't arouse suspicion. The usual things taken out of the cheating handbook.

Things took a turn when he opened her laptop and found some information there that could potentially ruin some lives… But hey, I won't ruin it for you. Scroll down and read the full detailed account of events for yourself. Then, here is a story about a demanding guest who assumed they would be able to get the front desk clerk fired for putting them on hold.

Freshly Baked Totally Burnt Loaves Of The Black Cat Variety Featured In Deliciously Wholesome Thread

LOL Cats - Tue, 02/13/2024 - 07:00

If you ask us, there's nothing quite as adorable as a freshly baked cat loaf. Whether they're snoozing on a cozy blanket or perched on a windowsill, these feline loaves are the epitome of relaxation and cuteness. Each loaf is unique and beautiful in its own way and baked to kitty perfection, albeit a little burnt but we love an extra crunch. A little flour, a little yeast, a big scoop of divine feline energy, and boom: floofy goodness in the shape of a loaf.

On that note, we would like to introduce the magnificent thread that we will be covering today in which cat enthusiast hoomans showed off their very own delicious burnt loaves of the black cat variety. You can practically smell the fresh toasty goodness hovering off of these fabulous felines. And we recommend eating these loaves up with a side of toe-bean jelly and a hot cup of cat meme coffee. Enjoy! 

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'She is narcissistic, lazy, and above all else, a bully': Worker quits their job on the spot, writes scathing resignation letter

Fail Blog - Tue, 02/13/2024 - 06:00

When we usually think of "quitting the gym," it's usually nothing like this waking nightmare…

We often expect those in a position of authority to have some sense of (and appreciation for) the effects that wielding that authority might have on others. Unfortunately, that's just not really how the world works, and you're more likely to find that the person with a position of authority should have never even been in that position in the first place. It turns out and really should be no surprise, that delivering high sales or high productivity doesn't really make you a good manager or leader. Yet, responsibility over other people is almost always the next step up the promotion ladder for successful, productive workers, regardless of their interpersonal skills. And that's even before we consider the people who get promoted because of who they know or who they're related to rather than how they perform in their roles.

Person Who Rescued Two Cats From A 'Cruel Woman' Is Adorably Confused By One Of Them Suddenly Showing Him Attention

LOL Cats - Tue, 02/13/2024 - 06:00

After being a cat owner for a while, you get really attuned to your cat's routine. You know, more or less, when your cat needs to be fed, where it goes to sleep during different times of the day, how often it drinks. You know how to read your cat's body language - you know when your cat wants to want cuddle, when your cat wants to play, when your cat needs purrsonal space… little things. You get used used to them. And any change in routine is something you take note of, because change in routine is a sign… It's just a question of: a sign of what?

Now, the person in this thread got so used to their cat's routine - and that routine including very few outward displays of affection, that when their cat started showing them love… this person was completely bamboozled by it. And yes, it's absolutely adorable.   

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'Well...we're a startup': Candidate calls toxic boss out during interview for not paying his employees OT, withdraws application

Fail Blog - Tue, 02/13/2024 - 05:00

Startups will make up any excuse to be unprofessional, unreasonable, and so unserious. This job candidate found himself in an interview with an arrogant, toxic boss who made work-life balance seem like a lazy outlook on life. Thankfully, he had enough experience in the startup world to know that when everyone is asked to work overtime throughout the weekends, there is a good chance that they are not being adequately compensated for that extra hard work. So when he asked the interviewer about it, all the interviewer could blame the lack of an overtime policy on was startup culture. Therein lies the problem, folks!

Keep scrolling below for the full play-by-play and for similar anecdotes from folks in the comments section. It's remarkable how normalized this culture of overworking is under the false promises of unlimited PTO, future promotional opportunities, snacks and coffee for days, and all the other nonsensical "benefits" that startups have to offer. For more stories like this, check out this compilation of cringeworthy industry secrets.

The purrfect Valentine

LOL Cats - Tue, 02/13/2024 - 05:00

'Not my problem, now leave': Retail manager puts Karen in her place when she blames him for her cancelled and unpaid cell service

Fail Blog - Tue, 02/13/2024 - 04:00

At certain times in your life—particularly when things have gone sideways—it's important to take ownership of the fact that your own actions and decisions are the things that got you there.

Unfortunately, most of us struggle with this and, as a matter of self-preservation, will seek to displace blame towards anyone or anything that we can point a finger at. Sometimes, this displacement is plausible, reasonable even, but at other times, it can get unreasonably ridiculous… Tell me again, Carl, about how you crashed your car because [insert politician here] did [insert unrelated thing you don't like]?

A Purrfect Selection Of Sweet Kitty Cats Flaunting Their Tempting Tummies In Pure Floofy Fashion

LOL Cats - Mon, 02/12/2024 - 20:00

Hey hoomans! We hope your weekend was fantastic and peaceful! Everyone knows that Mondays are tough. It's never easy to leave our tiny, cuddly kitties alone for a whole week. Though, we figured out a couple of techniques to get us through the Monday hump. The first was thinking back on all the wonderful times we had over the past few days, and the second was, well, looking through a cute collection of kitties that were hanging about carefree.

Having said that, we've rounded together a few of the cutest cats who are just lounging on their backs and showing off their stomachs! Therefore, if you're in the mood for some adorable kitty entertainment, just keep scrolling and take a look at the pics below! After you're through, don't forget to check out hysterically wholesome fluffy felines flaunting their purrfectly pink bubble gum noses here!

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Senior Cat Gets His Pick of the Litter When Hoomans Adopt a New Foster Kitten, Emeowtional Friendship Grows

LOL Cats - Mon, 02/12/2024 - 19:00

Do you live in a multicat household? If so, you probably remember the days of muffled screaming from under the couch, breaking up kitty fistfights at 2am, and wrastling your kitties apart in a duel. Cats don't always get along and when you bring in a new feline off the streets, things can get hairy (literally). 

However in the case of the cats in our next story, it's as if the senior cat of the house knew exactly where these kittens were coming from. Graceful, peaceful, and generally accepting, Leo the senior cat got to get the pick of the litter when his hooman came home with a full litter of fuzzy little kittens. Rescued from the depths of a shipyard boat, these kitties had already lived a full life of turmoil and Leo clearly knew that. Scroll on to enjoy the heartwarming tale of how one senior cat proved to be the ultimate role meowdel for his newest best friend furrever. 

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laundry day

LOL Cats - Mon, 02/12/2024 - 17:00

Mary Catnip

LOL Cats - Mon, 02/12/2024 - 16:00

Veteran turned mechanic gets nuclear revenge on terrible employer and his Karen wife, costing him his marriage and business: 'You gonna sue me or something?'

Fail Blog - Mon, 02/12/2024 - 15:00

When someone uses the phrase "So sue me," they're really saying, "I know you're not going to sue me, so you might as well just deal with my terrible behavior." What they often don't realize is that them uttering the challenge might make you realize that you actually do want to sue them after all and, further, that you can sue them. So, whereas before, you might have just been happy enough to walk away, now you're going to want to take them to task. 

So, if you're going to tell someone to sue you, you'd better make sure they don't actually have a case… And you'd better be extra sure that they aren't privy to all the illegal things you have been doing. Well, this is exactly something that this less-than-honest employer didn't consider when he challenged this military veteran by asking him, "You gonna sue me or something?" after the veteran had long put up with his illegal business practices of underpayment, tax fraud, and a long dirty laundry list of bad behavior. It was time to set things straight, and suing was exactly where he was going to start, but that's not where things were going to finish.

26 Hissterical Cat Memes To Melt Away The Monday Blues With Feline Fun

LOL Cats - Mon, 02/12/2024 - 15:00

Monday, is the day that often feels like a distant memory from the weekend bliss with our feline pals. But fear not, for we're about to turn that around and dive into a pool of positivity! Let's get rid of those Monday blues and embrace a day filled with laughter by scrolling through a fantastic collection of hilarious cat memes. These feline funny memes are guaranteed to sprinkle our Monday with joy, erasing any lingering memories of the weekend. Who needs a boring start to the week when we can have a perfectly awesome one instead?

Our awwdorable cat friends are here to rescue us from the Monday blues. So, get ready for a delightful journey of laughter and relatable feline moments. After all, what better way to tackle Monday than with the adorable faces of our furry companions lighting up our screens and warming our hearts? Let's make this Monday a purrfectly wonderful one!

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‘You can’t tell me what to do': People Discuss Entertaining Rules They Break

Fail Blog - Mon, 02/12/2024 - 14:00

Some people enjoy rules, while others like to break them. This post is specifically about the latter who took to Reddit to share which rules they break, and why.

If I had to place myself in one of the two categories, I'd probably say I'm somewhere in the middle. Back when I was in high school, I was a rebel, but as time went on and I (cough) matured, I became a little less hot-headed and conformed more to societal rules. Sometimes this would work out in my favor, while other times, I wish I really hadn't listened to authority.

But with the way life ebbs and flows, I assume I'll be making a lot more mistakes, some of which I look forward to. How else are we gonna learn? Scroll down for the funniest, most entertaining answers people gave when posed with the question, 'What's a common rule that you break regularly because you fundamentally disagree with it?'. Next, check out the most entertaining LinkedIn posts of the week by people who are a little too in love with their job.

Hilarious Memes Of Cattos Being Cattos For Your Monday Mood Booster

LOL Cats - Mon, 02/12/2024 - 14:00

Meow, meow dear feline loving hoomans we are at the beginning of a new week and the means that it is once again Meownday. Sad faces all around. However, you know us, we would never let you mope around with a frown. Which is why, today, we have a collection of hilarious memes of cattos being cattos for your Monday mood booster. Served to pawfection with a peanut butter shake.

Today's feline fillet buffet is made up of several whimsical and wonderful catto, doing what they were born to do best. Whether it is the wizard cat with his funky little wizard hat who has come to express his love and support for you, or the hungry floofy chonkster who fell alseep in his automatic feeder, or the cats who have decided that being the whole problem is not enough and they are better off being entirely ungovernable, or the pawdorable days old kitten who has already, in his short time, learned to surrender to the cuddles. These funny and wholesome feline memes should do the mood boosting trick that they so often do. Thank all that is good for cats.

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