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'I still cringe': 20+ online dating mishaps from hopelessly single folks

Fail Blog - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 13:00

Without physical and social cues, dating can get lost in translation really quickly. When written incorrectly, a joke can get easily misinterpreted, sarcasm can remain unclear, and the potentiality for a first date can go down the drain in an instant. This is the reality of how most relationships begin in this day and age. 

It's sort of like how actors and performers discuss the differences between auditioning and working on a play or film. Mastering the art of auditioning is its own craft, separate from the craft of acting but necessary to master in order to get the opportunity to act. Mastering the art of online dating conversations is necessary in order to even get the chance to date someone in person. It's an unfortunate element of the dating scene these days, but it's the one we're living through at the moment.

These hopelessly single folks shared their iconic dating mishaps via this thread on r/AskReddit. Keep scrolling below for the full list. When you're done, check out this story about a guy who abandoned his girlfriend in a snowstorm.

Absolutely Adorable Cat Memes To Brighten Your Lunch Break

LOL Cats - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 13:00

Ah the Monday lunch hour at work, what a moment of peace amongst the maelstrom of starting a whole new work week. But you are a smart feline loving hooman who knows what is good for them, which is why you have found yourself here, ready to take in a bunch of absolutely adorable cat memes to brighten your lunch hour. Clever you.

From the cats studying for their paramedic qualification, to the wonder in a cat's eyes when it spots its prey, to the felines who nap in acrobatic positions, to the cats who found their calling as a professional biscuit maker, to the trash kittens who turned into regal masters of the feline world. We have stocked up on some of the sweetest feline memes we could get our paws on to make your lunch hour that bit more wholesome and heartwarming, such that you can get to the end of the day with a light heart and your feline cravings satisfied.

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'His face... was priceless': 15+ Times liars got instantly humiliated

Fail Blog - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 12:00

These people couldn't believe how perfectly things worked out when they caught liars in the middle of their lies. I mean, that just doesn't happen much in real life. Usually, if you're being lied to, you either find out much later, or not at all. 

Some folks are notorious liars who can't seem to help themselves. You've probably met this kind of person in your life at some point. Some of them fixate on their health---they'll constantly tell you about their very serious ailments. But the rumor mill might clue you into their ongoing lies. Still, it seems like when people lie constantly, everyone around them just shrugs their shoulders and says, "They're just like that." 

These people had the most satisfying times catching liars on the spot. One of the craziest stories is the person who had a job candidate apply for a job using the interviewer's own artwork! This person writes that they let the dude try to explain what the art meant for a while. Then, they pulled out their ace in the hole: they had the original artworks, obviously, leaving the liar humiliated and still out of a job. That's a lesson that job seeker won't soon forget. 

Next up, this college student's parking request was denied by the school, so they decided to ride their horse to the university instead. 

Heroic Family Cat Saves Dog That Got Attacked By Two Coyotes (Video)

LOL Cats - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 12:00

Oftentimes, we come across stories of people going absolutely out of their way to rescue their pets from danger. We see these stories, we spotlight as many of them as we possibly can, we try to encourage more of them. We love those kinds of stories. But you know what kind of story we love even more? The kind of story that is so rare but so amazing - animals rescuing their owners. 

You can just feel the love that the animals have for their owners when things like this happen, and we think that's one of the most heartwarming things ever. Whether it's a dog dragging its owner away from oncoming traffic, or a parrot saving its owner from a fire by screaming his name and waking him up, or a cat saving a a freezing baby that was abandoned outside. These stories are all amazing. And today's video, where a cat rescues its doggo adopted brother from two coyotes… this is what love looks like.

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‘I took no part in cleaning it up’: Boss takes employee off project, employee watches project go down in flames

Fail Blog - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 11:00

Why is it so common for bosses to feel threatened by their competent employees? A competent employee means the whole team's work is stronger. A competent employee means you don't have to monitor their output every second of every day because you can count on them to get their work done and to get it done well. A competent employee does not mean that you should feel the need to take them off certain big projects because you are worried that their competent work will make your output seem incompetent.

But alas, so many managers and supervisors suffer from the same ego complex that this Redditor's new boss suffered from at work. Not only was OP taken off a big project in the name of giving OP a so-called "break," but also as OP expected, the project went downhill really fast. In fact, customers began taking their business elsewhere and OP's boss had to explain herself to the business owner. This is where following your insecurities will take you, folks!

Keep scrolling below for the full story and the best reactions. When you're done, check out this story about an employee who rightfully insisted on getting everything down in writing. 

Feline Fanatic Buys $900 Infrared Camera To Take Pics Of Their Cat That Result In Meowlticolored Moments And Hissterical Commentary

LOL Cats - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 11:00

When you think of buying new things for your kitty cats, you think of maybe a new toy, an upgraded bed, or even a fancy new cat tree, but this fancy feline fanatic took their purchases one step further -  they bought an infrared camera! Not only that, but a $900 one. That's quite the purchase for your kitty, but we have to admit that the results have us feline fantastic! If you've never seen an infrared picture of a cat (we hadn't before either), you're in for a meowlticolored treat!

It turns out that cats eyeballs are very hot (warming up their laser eyes) and so are their little behinds. The rest of them is pretty cool thanks to their floofy fur working as an insulator. The internet responded to these funny feline pics with some hissterical commentary, each one being sillier than the one before. Scroll down and take a gander and give your day a facelift with some feline funnies!

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Kindhearted gym-goer considers telling a girl that her workout leggings are transparent, narrowly escapes his own public humiliation: 'It's a trap!'

Fail Blog - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 10:00

If your best friend has their fly down, a stain on their shirt, or food in their teeth, it's common courtesy to tell them, right? Coming from a friend, flagging a wardrobe malfunction isn't a diss or a burn, they're just a kind FYI that helps us keep our appearance together in public. However, when you're at the gym, niceties aren't exactly welcome. In fact, it's become more common to ignore every little thing going on in the corners of the gym for fear of becoming the star of the next viral 'public freakout' on TikTok. 

In our next story, a gym-goer noticed that one woman's wardrobe was malfunctioning in the worst, most embarrassing way. He wrestled with his conscience on whether or not to let her know but ultimately got saved by the Internet from a blunder that could have made him permanently famous online– in a bad way. 

Scroll for the entire story of transparent leggings and a kindhearted man saved from almost certain demise. 

37 Hissterical Cat Memes For All The Grumpy Cats Who Need A Fast Forward Button To The Weekend (January 22, 2024)

LOL Cats - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 10:00

Happy Monday, I Can Has-ers! Well, at least we hope you're having a happy Monday, but more likely you're feeling like the grumpiest of grumpy cats while waking up and leaving your nice, warm bed to go back to the office. We're sleepier than a cat that only had 10 naps today and all we want is to get an extra couple hours of sleep. Unfortunately, the grind doesn't rest and neither do we, so we must continue our journey to work today. There's only one thing that could pawssibly make us feel better, and that thing is hissterical cat memes

They're like sunshine on a cloudy day, or like a new laser pointer on a boring day - they are the bread and butter of our days, and we literally couldn't survive without them. Feline funnies make our days bearable, and if you're here reading this, they probably are for you too. Take your healthy dose of comical cats, drink an extra large coffee today, and power through this Monday. We believe in you!

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‘You can’t delete my emails': IT employee informs coworkers he cannot retrieve old emails due to company's mail retention policy, they turn to upper management

Fail Blog - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 09:00

Don't store important files in your email. There, I said it.

The chances of something happening and them all getting deleted are slim, but never zero. This advice applies even more so if you are working in a company with a mail retention policy. These employees were furious when they learned from the IT guy that every email that was older than 2 years was gone, permanently deleted, and irretrievable. They had some important financial documents that they wanted to check out again, but alas, there was nothing the IT guy could do… Except explain that they had gotten a fair warning in the form of multiple fine print across various platforms that they had been using Well, that just wasn't enough for them, and they decided to take it to higher-ups, refusing to accept this as the status quo. I do feel for them, truly, as this has happened to me more than once in my short 30 years on earth. Once, before Google docs were a thing, I forgot to click 'save' on Microsoft Word. And 3 whole pages of an essay I'd worked so hard on were gone.

Scroll down for the full story, then check out this snow shoveling neighbor who told a woman in his neighborhood to shove it after she was ungrateful for his help.

A Marvelous Medley of Mirthful and Meowtastic Tweets by the Inquisitive 'Curious Zelda'

LOL Cats - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 09:00

Hey, folks! What's the buzz? Today, we awoke with a singular mission: let's revel in the awesomeness of our furry feline friends. Truth be told, this daily celebration is our norm – proudly embracing our status as bona fide cat enthusiasts. Crafting and delivering top-notch cat-related content isn't just a task; it's our way of life. When it comes to the latest and greatest in cat tweets, our radar is locked onto the captivating posts from the Twitter handle @ZeldaCats.

@ZeldaCats treats us to a delightful blend of humor and heartwarming moments that hit the sweet spot whenever we're craving some internet feline goodness. Admit it, we've all been there – scrolling through the vastness of the web just to stumble upon that perfect cat meme. The feline goodness bestowed upon us by this Twitter maestro is something we simply can't get enough of. So, without further ado, let the cat-centric realm of Twitter infuse your day with sheer joy, courtesy of these endearing cat tweets featuring none other than the fabulous Curious Zelda.

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'[I] would have took my tip away instantly': Grocery shopper confronts customer over tip

Fail Blog - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 08:00

Would a message like this make you a better tipper? One grocery shopper believes so, but everyone else is split on this tactic. 

Grocery delivery services are a big business these days. People get lots of other items delivered daily or weekly--- it only makes sense that grocery apps would follow suit. Some people roll their eyes at the idea of getting your food delivered, but lots of the people who use it really need and appreciate the help. Maybe you're a toddler parent whose kid throws a fit every time they have to sit in the grocery cart, or maybe you're an older person who has trouble carrying heavy bags. Whether you're in need of assistance or not, it's a nice option to have. Plus, pizza delivery has been around for decades, so… this is not even that different. 

Tipping the people who shop for you is a kind thing to do. After all, they're doing the hard work of going to the store, finding exactly what you want, buying it, and driving it to your home. It's a luxury convenience, and this one shopper doesn't want their customers to forget that. 

Cats Who Could Be Supermeowdels: Fancy Felines Showing Off Their Long, Luscious Legs

LOL Cats - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 08:00

Bring it to the runway, runway, run run run runway. Imagine this: cats with long, pretty legs could totally rock the catwalk as supermodels. Their sleek and graceful moves make every step look like a fancy stroll. With each stretch, they strike poses that are pure elegance. These feline fashionistas turn their legs into a showcase of style, showing off their agile and majestic vibe. People can't help but be captivated by their cool charm. 

These supermodel kitties redefine what it means to own the catwalk. Their long legs and effortless way of moving make them the kings and queens of the cat fashion world, proving that in the whisker world, longer legs are totally in! And that is exactly why today we are serving you up a scrumptious supply of fancy felines with legs for days. These cute cats have clearly been supermodels in one of their previous nine lives. Just take a look for yourself. 

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'They wouldn't even notice I'm gone': Man cuts off contact with family after being excluded from sister's wedding

Fail Blog - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 07:00

Do you think the middle child syndrome actually exists? 

For those of you who might not know, middle child syndrome is the belief that middle children are usually excluded, ignored, or even outright neglected because of their birth order. something about being in the middle, after the exciting first child, and before the extra spoiled youngest child, is supposed to feel like you are the least loved one. I am a middle child, I have an older and a younger sister. But personally, and I might even say thankfully, I have never felt excluded or neglected. I do believe every parent has a favorite child, even if most parents would never admit to it, but I don't think it has anything to do with the birth order.

The OP of this Reddit story is not a middle child but is, unfortunately, the least favorite child in his family. The way his parents have treated him is absolutely outrageous. Being the unwanted third kid, OP's parents made an effort to simply ignore his existence. He was constantly excluded from family pictures, never celebrated birthdays, never attended family gatherings, and was even denied from coming to his brother's wedding. Now, after being excluded from yet another wedding, this time his sister's, OP is seriously considering cutting ties with his family entirely.

Make sure you scroll down for the full story. Once you are done, click here for a story of a woman who gifted her sister a dog, only to get stuck with the responsibility of caring for it.

'How Can I Make Him Happy?': Adorable Cat Gets Abandoned By Its Previous Owner, Follows A New, Kind Human Home But Still Seems Sad

LOL Cats - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 07:00

There is no story that breaks our hearts more than hearing about an owner abandon their pet. We can't relate to it, we can't understand it, it seems… cruel to us, especially after they have been together for a long time. Our cat is part of our family, we can't imagine letting go of it under any circumstances. But what we can understand is that this new cat owner is going through. After being abandoned by its owner, this sweet cat chose a human and followed them home. And now that this cat is here, the new owner and their roommate are wondering what can they do to make this cat happy.

It's one thing to adopt a kitty cat, but it's a whole other thing to adopt a cat that has been abandoned by its previous owner. We can only imagine the confusion and distrust that this cat feels, and the desire that the new owner feels to make this cat as happy as possible. Thankfully, people on the internet have got some ideas. 

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Boss 'quiet fires' worker by removing their name from the schedule after they miss work for illness: 'No excuse not to come in'

Fail Blog - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 06:00

Nothing sows the seeds of distrust from your manager like calling out sick for work; no matter what evidence you have of your illness or incapacity, they're always going to have some degree of doubt—even if they've seen the evidence with their own two eyes.

Goofy Pictures Of Cats Being Their Adorable, Silly, Goofy Selves: ICanHasCheezburger Edition

LOL Cats - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 06:00

Cats are known mostly for… sleeping and being lazy, and we, as cat owners, know that is indeed the truth. Yes, cats sleep almost all day long. They're lazy as heck. They do whatever they want. But… this sleepiness and laziness is only true for almost the entire day. The few hours during which our cats are active… our cats are very active. Our cats will start zooming around out of nowhere and for no reason. We turn around for two seconds, thinking that we are safe, and our cats will steal food right off our plates. 

Cats simply cause chaos wherever they go. Cats are goofy, cats are silly, and cats are absolutely adorable. Our cats are everything to us, and when they have their moment of chaos, we don't complain. We do the opposite of complain - we laugh and take a whole bunch of pictures.  

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‘I’m very busy and very important’: 20+ adult temper tantrums from entitled Karens, neighbors, and coworkers

Fail Blog - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 05:00

Just like Peter Pan, some folks will never grow up. Sure, the idea of what it means to be a grown-up is mainly shaped by societal expectations. For instance, what do you mean I can't have Pop-Tarts for breakfast or Pop-Tarts for dinner or Pop-Tarts at all times?  Since I am technically an adult somehow, shouldn't I be allowed to do whatever I want at this point? 

Clearly, many of us suffer from some form of arrested development. However, when these folks did not get what they wanted, they really let out their inner child. From the Karens of the world to the frustrated coworkers out there to the pettiest of neighbors, it looks like there are plenty of children posing as adults in disguise these days. Keep scrolling below fort his collection of adult temper tantrums as compiled from this r/AskReddit thread. When you're done, check out this list of cruise ship horror stories from current and former employees below deck. 

The birkenstock

LOL Cats - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 05:00

'I stopped paying rent': Tenant gets back at terrible landlord by building a case against them and taking them to court

Fail Blog - Mon, 01/22/2024 - 04:00

Renting a home is a challenging experience… living in a place that isn't really your own under some degree of scrutiny from a landlord whose assets your earnings are paying off… and that's in the best of circumstances. There are plenty of landlords who won't uphold their basic obligations of maintaining their property to liveable standards, charging you more and more in rent—yet, regarding their tenants as an unfortunate inconvenience to their "investment"—refusing to fix anything when it breaks.

‘We got a 2nd refund’: Third-party booking service and hotel screw guy out of $600 and makes his party sleep in the basement, ends up getting double the refund

Fail Blog - Sun, 01/21/2024 - 18:00

Sometimes something very very annoying has to happen to you so you can get rewarded with something very very awesome. For instance, when a huge multi-billion company finagles hundreds of extra dollars out of your hardworking hands, but then due to them being entitled and impolite, you end up getting thousands of dollars in return. It's called karma and it tastes so so sweet. 

Take for instance, this commenter on a Reddit post about a guy trying to get a Priceline refund. The post was about a guy who booked way in advance through Priceline to stay in a hotel for an entire month, but once he got there, there was no reservation. The commenter shared his story about how Priceline almost tricked him out of money, but all's well that ends well. The reservation made through Priceline had "booked them two rooms," but upon arrival, there was only one. The hotel gave them some BS excuse, and they ended up having to sleep in the basement and then pay an extra $600 to get another room later. They were so upset, the complained to Priceline. 

The third-party booking service eventually sent them a full refund about a week later, but then additionally the hotel gave them a full refund. The guy tried calling them and doing the right thing, saying he already got a refund, but the entitled hotel management decided to ignore him and never call him back. So, c'est la vie, that's an extra few bucks in hand, baby! Like this story? Read about this Karen getting put in her place on an airplane. 

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