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'[I] threw all of the snow on her vehicle': Neighbor buries Karen's car in snow after she steals parking spot

Fail Blog - Sun, 01/21/2024 - 05:00

Never underestimate the power of a shovel! This Karen tried to get away with stealing a neighbor's parking spot while the neighbor was literally shoveling snow to make room for her boyfriend's car. Did this entitled lady think that her neighbor was simply making room for her own car? It takes a certain kind of audacity to take something that's not yours right in front of that person! But that's the kind of warped mindset Karens have when they want something. It doesn't matter who it belongs to; in their eyes, it's theirs and there are no consequences for their actions.

Thankfully, Karen experienced plenty of consequences when she was trying to remove her car from that parking space later on. OP and a fellow bystander made sure that things would be challenging for her without a shovel of her own. OP shared their side of the story via this thread on Reddit's r/pettyrevenge subreddit, and while a few folks in the comments thought her very last move was a bit too far, most people applauded her tenacity. 

For more stories like this, here is a collection of funny one-star reviews from a few more Karens.

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LOL Cats - Sun, 01/21/2024 - 05:00

Worker steals manager's chair after coworker is fired for sitting: 'I shipped their office chair away'

Fail Blog - Sun, 01/21/2024 - 04:00

For some inexplicable reason, basic comforts are considered to stand in opposition to efficiency—if you're uncomfortable, you'll work harder being the deeply flawed logic at play. If there's a comfort that can be denied… you bet it will be, all in the name of bigger bonuses for the executives and higher returns for shareholders. There seems to be a societal impression that customers will think someone who is comfortable won't offer good service, which is a complete farce. One can't help but wonder if that is a cultural hangover from when it was more common for higher-class families to have actual servants.

'The company makes $300 a day on this': Servers scoff at the chance to win a $5 'prize' when the restaurant holds a contest for employees to upsell customers

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 20:00

Anytime there's a contest at a minimum wage job, it seems like whatever corporate baboon who thought of the idea has never actually stepped foot into the establishment they're attempting to manipulate. As out of touch as corporate contests are and no matter how pathetic the 'prize' is, there are still desperate employees who take part in the event– whether it's selling company credit cards, upselling desserts, or pushing more product out the door– the real winners at the end of the day are always the C-level suit monkeys counting their bonus checks and buying yachts.

So look closely at that $10 coffee shop gift card you won and think about the thousands of dollars you just earned your company's CEO. Feeling angry yet? In our next story, the servers of a popular chain restaurant were up in arms when their store manager announced the most pathetic contest ever thought of, where servers had the chance to win a prize worthy of a kindergarten class… *drumroll*… a crisp $5 bill.

Scroll for all the fiery details and a server's lament that'll make you want to polish off that old torch and pitchfork in your garage.

Like Totally Radical 80's Cat Purrtraits That'll Have You Maxin' and Relaxin' Just Like These Glammed Up Felines

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 20:00

The 80's was a time of big hair, bodacious clothes, and kitschy fade-away studio portraits. As many folks are attempting to recreate nowadays in 2024, the JCPenney photoshoot aesthetic is certainly coming back with a vengeance that's leaving cat lovers in a lurch. How can we get our cats to be just as trendy and photogenic as the kids on social media these days? 80's style photoshoots. 

Some artists have gone viral for their ethereal pet photos that have been sweeping the internet with more force than a totally tubular trend wave. Here at the I Can Has Headquarters, we're the ones to bring these cattos directly to your doorstep, delivered as fresh as the flattop hairstyle we all wish we had. So if you want to take a stylized trip down memory lane, take a chill pill and scroll onward to enjoy some radical cat-icals that are positively mint.

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29 Cat Purrents Share Purrfectly Adorable Action Shots of Their Felines

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 19:00

Alright, let's chat about our cats' two speeds: catnap mode and zoomies mode. Catnaps are their ultimate superpower—any spot can magically transform into a cozy bed, whether it's a sunny patch or a cardboard box. It's like they possess a built-in snooze button that activates anywhere, anytime.

Now, cat zoomies are a whole different ball game. Picture your cat going from 0 to 60 in a split second, darting around like they just discovered a secret stash of catnip. It's like a mini-NASCAR race in your living room. Furniture becomes an obstacle course, and you're left wondering if they're training for the Kitty Olympics. Yet, post-zoomies, they seamlessly transition into Zen masters, effortlessly discovering the most absurdly comfortable positions for a catnap. It's a purrpetual cycle of chaos and tranquility, a kitty yin and yang.

Keep scrolling to witness 29 cats in paw-some action!

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‘College-Educated Tightwad’ Neighbor Tries to Outsmart His Way for Paying His Half of Shared Fence, Hoodwinks Himself Into a Higher Cost of Living

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 18:00

If you're going to poke the bear, expect the claws—or whatever that saying is. Basically, if you are going to try and pull something shady off, you should always be prepared for it to backfire. Karma does not taste so sweet when you're on the receiving end. 

Take, for instance, this know-it-all neighbor trying to finagle his way out of responsibilities. Apparently, this guy was renting a house that shared a fence with its neighboring house. Unbeknownst to the landlord, this guy was notoriously not very "neighborly." When a bad storm hit and the fence got completely destroyed, he was supposed to report it to the landlord so that he and the neighboring home could split the costs of repair. But the renter did not want any reason for the landlord to charge him extra for anything, so he never reported it and lied straight to the faces of his neighbors trying to through jargon at them so they would pay the entire cost of the fence. Well, that wasn't going to slide, and guess what? Karma came and bit him in the behind and now his rent is even more expensive. What goes around comes around. Like that story? Read this one where karma got this guy double the refund.

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LOL Cats - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 18:00

'[It's] a slap in the face': Employee catches a multi-million-dollar mistake, company rewards her a $30 gift card as a thanks

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 17:00

We've all heard about the underwhelming gifts companies sometimes give their employees—whether it's a questionable free breakfast, an after-hours company party where you're expected to contribute a dish, or a mediocre pen. Those in corporate America have pretty much seen it all. However, one woman discovered a significant mistake in the company's finances that could have cost them millions of dollars. Going above and beyond, she thoroughly investigated the numbers and was proven right. Despite her efforts, all she received was a meager $30 gift card and a public recognition from her boss. Many in the comment section suggested that they shouldn't have bothered with the gift card, as it felt like more of a slap in the face.

Don't believe us about those petty employer gifts? Read this story next.

30+ Clever (Yet Savory) Insults for Fiery Folks Still Trying to Keep it G-Rated

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 16:00

There's a whole slew of dimwitted insults that we learned on the blacktop at recess, but most of those are just a series of curse words that have lost their punch over the years. And after hearing the same roster of simple-minded, badmouth jibes over and over, it's about time we put the 'wise' back in wisecracks. 

Besides, when the justice warrior in all of us seeks to destroy the bullies of the world, we need to clap back with a little more spice. Whether it's an unruly customer, a Karen, your lowlife boss at work, or the snooty teacher's aide in your kiddo's class, some folks simply deserve to be knocked down a few pegs.

Scroll onward to enjoy a collection of G-rated insults that'll send your fiery, insulting message without putting a quarter in the swear jar. After this, here's an equally saucy tale of a female executive who puts a chauvinistic realtor in his place, costing him $10,000 for underestimating her.

25 Captivating Cat Memes For Cat Lovers Without Cats Who Always Have A Charming Feline Guest At Home

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 16:00

We all have that one friend who doesn't own a cat but has a magical way of attracting feline friends. Imagine their surprise and finding a cat in your bed, in the sink, or just hanging out at their place, and it's not even your cat. But guess what? They're not complaining, and neither are we! Their cat-filled adventures bring us endless entertainment.

So, in celebration of their cat house guest, let's dive into a purrfect collection of captivating cat memes. These memes are about to make our Caturday a whole lot better and fill our weekend with laughter. From mischievous kitties to comically cute ones, these feline-inspired chuckles are just what we need to brighten up our day. So, let's grab a cozy spot, maybe check under our bed for surprise cats, and get ready to embark on a laughter-filled journey through the world of cat memes after all that's what weekends were made for. 

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'You've messed with the wrong guy...': New guy on block gets back at entitled neighbor for confiscating his chickens by calling HOA

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 15:00

It's important to keep a friendly relationship with your neighbors. Depending on how you play your cards, they could either be your greatest ally or your worst enemy. However, what would happen if your neighbor turned out to be the devil dressed like an angel? 

This is the story of the new guy on the block. OP moved to a new, developing neighborhood with his lady love. They were ecstatic about starting a new chapter in their lives and moving to their new home. However, things changed when the unofficial neighborhood watch paid them a visit. At first, OP and his spouse were overjoyed as they honestly believed they had hit the neighborhood jackpot, however, they quickly realized how wrong they had been…

Not to give too much away, but let's just say that petty arguments ensued, the Home Owner Association (HOA) was summoned, and, well, after that day, nobody ever messed with OP again. That being said, if you're interested in learning what happened, read the story below! And don't forget to read this story about the entitled customer who storms into a random store to complain about the Postal Service when you're done!

22 Hilarious Cat Memes For A Caturday Full Of Furry Feline Fun

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 15:00

Yay, it's Caturday, finally our absolute favorite day has arrived! The weekend is here, and we're ready for loads of joy and snuggles with our cute kitty pals. It's time for simple pleasures like watching our cats chase toys, snuggling up for lazy afternoon naps, and playing hide-and-seek all over the house. The weekend means lots of fun moments with our furry buddies!

What makes Caturday extra special? The delightful world of funny cat memes! These humorous snapshots capture the quirky and lovable side of our feline friends, instantly brightening our days. So, as we celebrate the magic of Caturday, these clever cat memes have come to entertain us in the best way possible and ultimately creating smiles and laughter. They become little reminders of the endless amount of happiness our cats bring into our lives, afterall who needs a dull moment when you've got a goofy, lovable furball to share every silly and heartwarming moment? 

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'You don't have any change?': Customer asks cashier to pay for part of her order

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 14:00

If you want to receive, you must ask… nicely. That's especially true if the person you're asking a question to happens to work in retail!

The retail workers of the world spend a lot of time helping customers and answering their questions. At lost of jobs, workers quickly realize that customers ask the same two or three questions all day long, like asking where a specific section is, or asking about the same sales. But sometimes customers throw a question at you that you're not expecting. Then there are times like this, when the customer asks a question that not even a manager would know how to answer. Though, to be fair, one of the first things one learns in a retail environment is that people are seriously strange at times. This woman was either an oddball, or just entitled enough to not care at all about the value of money. 

In Your Space: 22 Fluffy Feline Masters Of Being In The Way

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 14:00

Cats are known for their independent spirit and their uncanny ability to find the most inconvenient spots to settle down. In this listicle, we present 22 pictures capturing the quintessential feline trait of sitting wherever they desire, often right in their owner's way. From claiming the keyboard during work hours to blocking the TV during the climax of a movie or even using their owner's head as a perch, these cats embody the carefree audacity that cat lovers know all too well.

These images celebrate the amusing and sometimes frustrating moments when our feline overlords assert their dominance in the household. Each photo is a loving tribute to the cats' determination to remain undisturbed in their chosen spots, regardless of the inconvenience it may cause their human companions. It's a collection that every cat owner will relate to, capturing the charming and inevitable reality that, in a cat's world, we're just living in it.

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'I stood in blizzard conditions': Guy abandons his girlfriend in a snowstorm, refuses to pick her up from work

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 13:00

Being someone's boyfriend does not necessarily mean picking them up from work during a snowstorm. There are certain times in life when it's every person for themselves, and this was clearly one of those times. The funniest part of the story here is that the girlfriend, who shared this post via Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit, showed her cards when she mentioned that there was near zero visibility during the storm. So honestly, was she really expecting him to drive in the middle of that? Sorry you had to commute, girl, but this one wasn't his fault.

In fact, as one person in the comments section below pointed out, if there is anyone at fault here, it is OP's employer. The degree of seriousness with this storm may have been unpredictable, but the minute it got bad, OP's boss should have started to arrange plans for an early end to the work day. At the very least, her boss could have let OP use her phone during work hours to coordinate with her boyfriend. 

OP's edits to her original post are also quite amusing here. People were pointing out other flaws in her relationship, and that clearly set her off. Keep scrolling below to have a look for yourself. When you're done, check out this post about some snowstorm revenge.

Comforting Cat Memes For All The Introverts Hanging Out At Home This Caturday

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 13:00

Hey introverted feline lovers, welcome to another Caturday where we get to celebrate our introverted tendencies alongside our pawdorable feline friends with cuddles, purrs and lots and lots of naps. And to take your chilled Caturday to the next level, we have put together a list of comforting cat memes for all you introverts hanging out at home this Caturday. Because what better way is there for us to spend our free time than chilling in our favorite space, alongside our favorite furry friend.

From cats working on their cord playing technique, to little void kittens showing off their pawdorable beans, to stretched out big fluffy boys lazing on the couch, to the smol adult stray cats using their size and cuteness to trick hoomans into adopting them, to the cats who have their own have had a hard time figuring out how to use their new cat tent. We have just the kind of memes that make you want to cuddle up with a hot water bottle and a blanket, and have a quiet little chuckle to yourself.

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'Everyone's faces shifted... to laughter': Call center boss tells employees to hang up on customers

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 12:00

This call center boss is really tired of metrics. At many companies, it's clear that leadership values the numbers over their customers and employees. The numbers don't lie, after all, but just looking at the numbers in a vacuum isn't always enough. 

This place is a great example of that. Some higher-ups who have probably never even talked to their employees looked at their call times. They decided that the calls were taking too long. Why that would be an issue at a call center is beyond me. I mean, long wait times for the customers aren't great---no one enjoys waiting on the phone for hours and hours. But these bosses were concerned that their employees were taking too long to address customer issues. I wonder if these bosses ever stopped to think about why that might be. Maybe their employees were taking the time to troubleshoot in numerous different ways, or were trying to find some crucial information. If you're just looking at the numbers though, the nuances won't matter in the slightest. 

You can check out the story below and decide for yourself if the OP did the right thing or not. Then after that, one anonymous group of neighbors gathered together to write a note rallying against… one person's fake plant

Spicy Caturday Meme Celebration That Will Leave You In Stitches

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 12:00

Meow, meow hoomans Caturday hath come and that means it is time for all the facetious and fluffy felines to get into the pawrty spirit. Today, we are taking a look at the spicier side of our furry feline friends' Caturday antics with a collection of spicy cat memes celebrating Caturday that will leave you in stitches. Because as any feline pawrent, or feline loving hooman will know there is hardly anything funnier than a cat in a spicy mood. So long as they are on the other side of a screen, in real life it can be a little overwhelming.

From the cats who are celebrating a new crop of grass that they will make a huge mess with, to the clamwinal cats out for revenge, to the cats of the council who have decided your untimely fate, to the kitties who were forced to be jolly during the holiday season. There are some seriously caliente cats in today's list and we hope you will enjoy ROFLing to them with all your heart.

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'Stay in my lane? Okay, but it’ll cost you': College loses $25K after rejecting advisor's request to fix the system

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/20/2024 - 11:00

It's remarkable how many times problems could have been solved in most workplace environments were it not for the egos of those in charge. Ideally, any functioning team should thrive on ideas and foresight from anyone involved. There is a difference between overstepping one's boundaries and providing helpful ideas for the whole team's benefit. The latter is called collaboration. It's having a team-building mentality. It should not be interpreted as aggressive or threatening behavior; yet, for the children masquerading as leaders, this can all be misconstrued.

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit by u/RhondaTheHonda, an iconic username. She was a faculty advisor in a small department within a public college. She noticed a problem within the new restructuring of a program and attempted to address it with the department heads, only to be reprimanded and told to stay in her lane. Of course, eventually, the problem resurfaced and by then, it was too late to fix the system. Even better, it cost the department thousands of dollars.

Keep scrolling below for the full play-by-play. For more, check out this post about an employee who was fired for being too good at their job.

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