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Staring into the Void: 38 Black Cat Closeups Invading Your Purrsonal Space

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 18:00

Have you ever wanted to be judged by a pair of eyes glowing in the dark? Well, that's what it's like to own a black cat...

The una-void-able gaze of a black cat is all-knowing and all-seeing. You may never see a black cat hiding in your closet or under your bed, but they certainly see you. And they're watching. The watchful eyes glowing green in the dark are comforting nonetheless because we know that's our boy, Mr. Whiskers. To non-cat lovers, it's confusing to have a sleek, mysterious pet living unbeknownst in your home, but to cat people, we get it. Here at the I Can Has Headquarters, we know that the feeling of being watched by a tiny feline predator in the solace of your own home is an unprecedented comfort. Nobody knows how to be a silent, invisible watcher better than a black kitty. 

So scroll onward for a comforting collection of watchful black cats who are getting up close and purrsonal in this collection of kitty closeups of the black cat variety! Sign up for our newsletter for a daily dose of hissterical cats and feel-good felines!

'He's old enough to know better': Entitled brother demands sibling chauffeur him indefinitely following $18,870 fine for driving uninsured

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 17:00

An $18,870 fine after a traffic stop is absolutely insane. Unfortunately, this is the harsh reality for the OP's 26-year-old brother, who now has one year to pay it off. Working extra hours seems like the obvious solution to generate the needed cash. However, this assumes the OP hasn't had to sell his car to cover some of the expenses. Regardless, his license is now suspended, meaning the entitled brother relies on others for transportation.

The OP is seeking advice from the Internet to determine if he's justified in refusing to drive his brother around. His stance is rooted in the belief that if you commit the crime, you should face the consequences. However, the OP's family doesn't share the same perspective. What course of action would you take in this situation?

'Sounds like a you problem now': Woman denies neighbor access to building's washing machine after neighbor throws all her clothes out on basement floor

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 16:00

Our small flat during college housed six girls. Although we had a great relationship and enjoyed sharing our home, laundry day always seemed to bring problems. To be honest, we all wish we had thought of this strategy while we were in college. Now let's get back to business: everything seemed to be going OK until OP decided to utilize the laundry facilities downstairs. OP discovers that her clothing has been left wet and strewn on the floor when she returns to the common area precisely sixty minutes later. The only other person in the room responds, 'I needed to take it out when the machine is done'. Naturally, OP could not have allowed the neighbor to mistreat her in such a way. And thus, as one could have expected, OP came up with the perfect plan of revenge. So make sure you keep scrolling to see how OP got even! And when you've finished scrolling, don't forget to read the story about the bank that declined a customer's request to close his account over $0.51 in remaining funds!

You deserve a nap

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 16:00

'All that for a pitcher of lemonade': 17 Handymen share wholesome tales of gracious clients whose kindness made them go above and beyond

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 15:00

Doing physical labor is difficult. Anyone who's ever been foolish enough to think that they can remodel their own home from the ground up with their bare hands knows that there's a reason some people do this for a career. Not only do you need the skills and know-how to accomplish such a feat, but you need to be diligent and laborious in your work ethic to get it done right. 

So when conditions are tough out there for your handyman– in the blistering heat or the unforgiving cold –be grateful that it's not you up there, dangling 20ft in the air on a ladder. To show real appreciation to our boys with blue collars, some clients have gone above and beyond with gracious gifts and thoughtful acts of gratitude. Scroll onward to read the wholesome stories from the job site that encouraged these handymen to give their best effort to satisfy their favorite customers.

After this, read more about some of the worst customers ever– as told by retail survivors.

30 Purrfect Cat Memes For A Wonderful Weekend Of Wholesome Whiskered Entertainment

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 15:00

Happy Caturday, our favorite day of the week is finally here! It signals the start of a weekend filled with joy and cuddles with our awwdorable feline pals. During this time, we are all about the simple pleasures like watching our cats play with toys, snuggling up for lazy afternoon naps, or engaging in a game of hide-and-seek around the house. The weekend becomes a series of uninterrupted moments with our furry companions.

But what makes Caturday even cooler is the flood of funny cat memes that make us giggle. These memes capture the humorous side of our cats and add an extra dash of brightness to our day. As we celebrate Caturday, these witty cat memes serve as a source of smiles, reminding us of the pure joy our cats bring into our lives. They're like little doses of happiness, prompting us to cherish the amusing moments we share with our awwdorable furry friends. 

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'Worst New Year's Eve ever' happens to Alabama man who got stuck in a giant vase (Video)

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 14:00

This dude rang in 2024 with a hilarious mistake that quickly went viral. 

It's the new year once again, and people rang in 2024 with parties and gatherings. People love to get dressed to the nines for this holiday. Lots of people gather at fancy event spaces or at friends' homes to count down to the ball drop. Even if you watch the ball drop on TV from the comfort of your couch, it still feels like a big party since numerous celebs and musicians all join the festivities.

This guy opted to dress up for a night out, and I'm sure he didn't think his night would go viral. It all started during a game of sorts, in which the man, Conner, climbed inside a gigantic vase. It's the type of vase you might put a tree in. It's definitely not designed for a human being to climb inside! As numerous partygoers looked on, giggling and offering advice, Connor remained stuck for quite some time. He was understandably pretty frustrated with the situation. He was half-crouched inside this giant pot, unable to be freed until some other partygoers found a solution. 

Check out this hilarious video below to see the "worst New Year's Eve ever" for yourself. Then, this school volunteer threw out 50 new computers, but his students had a fun day at least. 

Caturday Comfort With 24 Cute Cozy Cuddly Cats Bringing Warmth To The Weekend

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 14:00

It's Caturday, and the excitement is through the roof! Today is all about snuggling under the blankets with our cozy feline companions, because is there anything cuter than a cat nestled under the covers? It's like a double dose of cuddles and warmth, making this day absolutely purrfect.

Embracing the warmth and joy our cats bring, we're enjoying every moment of this Caturday. To add an extra layer of delight, we have the purrfect collection of the ultimate cute and cuddly cats. These furry friends are here to make our weekend extra special, sharing their coziness and charm. So, let's dive into a world of awwdorable feline snuggles and enjoy the purrfection of Caturday comfort. It's a day made for warmth, smiles, and the sweet companionship of our delightful cat crew. So let's enjoy these awwdorable moments with our cute, cozy, and cuddly cats as they turn our Caturday into a purrfect celebration! 

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Boss Abandons Understaffed Team To Go On Vacation, Employee Switches Jobs While She’s Gone

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 13:00

If employees are expected to give plenty of advanced notice when they go on vacation, their bosses should consider leading by example. Company policies should always go both ways. One cannot expect a manager to earn the respect of their team if they go behind their backs and abandon them during a difficult time for the company. 

This manager decided to just completely bail on her understaffed team, leaving only one team member to do all of the work. The Redditor already was in charge of taking on 75% of the work in the events-planning department, but now they had to take on the rest because of their boss's total negligence. Thankfully, this overworked employee had enough and took this opportunity to look for other work while her boss was missing in action. Here's hoping that when her boss returns, OP's last day at her current job is the day her boss returns, or even better, the day before. 

Keep scrolling below for the full story and for the best reactions in the comments section. When you're done, here's a similar collection of dramatic quitting stories.

38 Purr-fectly Hilarious Cat Memes That Are The Cat's Meow

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 13:00

Get ready to pounce on a fur-midable collection of 38 cat memes that will have you feline fine! These aren't just any cat-tastic jokes; they're a curated clowder of the internet's most paw-some and hiss-terical cat memes. From kitties caught in mid-meow to those showing off their cattitude, each meme is a purr-fect blend of sass and charm. Imagine a world where cats rule (as if they don't already), turning every scenario into a furry fiasco of fun. 

Whether it's a cat refusing to let go of the weekend or judging your life choices with a single glance, these memes capture the essence of what it means to be owned by a cat. So, curl up, get comfortable, and prepare for a whisker-tickling journey through the playful and often bizarre world of cat humor. Paws what you're doing and enjoy these meow-velous creations - they're simply the purr-fect pick-me-up!

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'You don't expect this level of dishonesty': Lying job-seeker humiliated during interview

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 12:00

Liar, liar, you won't be hired. 

Lying on your resume seems to be a really common tactic to get jobs. It seems to me like you're just adding another layer of stress to the already stressful interview process. But for many people, they see it as the only way to get their foot in the door at a company. It's a high-risk, high-reward type of game to play. Some folks lie about little things, like fudging their role at a company to make it seem like they were large and in charge. Others lie about bigger things, like which college they attended (or lying that they went, when they didn't). 

People don't seem to think through their decision in the long run, though. They probably think that HR just skims the resume and then forget about it forever. Maybe some do, but a lot of places really will vet you before you start. And if you work in a close-knit industry, word is going to get around that you're a liar. With a label like that proceeding you, it'll take some effort to reclaim your good name. 

You can read this fascinating cautionary tale down below. Then, these teachers had to confiscate some pretty hilarious items from their students, like one "art teacher [who] confiscated a frying pan."

24 Siamese Cats to Comfortably Curl Up With On This Purrfect Caturday

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 12:00

It's Caturday already. You're through another week of work, you have busy weekend plans of friends, drinks, and scrolling your daily cat listicles. Today's the day to rediscover your favorite cat breed antagonists. As seen in the Disney phenomenon The Lady and the Tramp, who can forget the mischievous, slightly diabolical duo Si and Am, the two siamese cats who wreak havoc on Lady. 

Outside of their evil intentions, siamese cats are actually quite collected, affectionate, opinionated, and aesthetically beautiful. Recommended for owner's looking for a unique personality, siamese cats provide quality and comfort all in one brown and black bundle. Hot tempered and social, these cats won't think twice about a snuggle, cuddle, or conversation. Unlike other capricious, standoffish, or grumpy cats, siamese cats are hardly likely to develop a sneer or scratch. Their charm is everything, and even through their moods they remain even-keeled. So join us in celebrating a famously fantastic feline. 

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'We had to charge them about $7K': Hotel workers share their worst housekeeping cleanup stories

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 11:00

From glitter to an actual bear, it's truly shocking what hotel workers have discovered in rooms after guests leave. Not only is there a ridiculous number of folks who refuse to clean up after themselves, but also there is a startling number of guests who should at the very least alert the front desk that there has been an issue. Some of these guests may have been trying to get out of being charged extra, but in many of these cases, those extra charges are bound to come so you might as well just be honest. And if you cannot be honest, then at least try to do the slightest cleanup! 

Let this list of stories serve as the latest addition of the countless "People are Selfish Slobs" stories we have collected here at FAIL Blog. Keep scrolling below and feel free to share your hotel horror stories. For more, check out these toxic coworker anecdotes!

Weird And Wacky Cat Memes For All You Feline Loving Hoomans Celebrating Caturday

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 11:00

One of the more endearing qualities of our fluffy feline friends is their odd, some might even say wacky and weird nature. It is a reflection of certain psychological process that go through our cats' minds, similar to our hooman invasive thoughts. However, from our perspective it is one of the most hilarious feline attributes and is often the cause for hours of feline fun. Which is why we made today's collection of weird and wacky cat memes for all you feline loving hoomans who are celebrating Caturday today.

Starting with the hoomans who may present normally to the non-feline obsessed public, but who secretly meow back at cats, added to the felines getting ready for their three am DJ sets in the living room, added to the awkward feline at the party going around to each guest and performing sniffsepctions, added to the sickest cat we have ever seen with a skateboard, and you have got quite the off beat collection of cute cat memes that will give your Caturday celebrations a whole new perspective.

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'I got a half-hearted "I was joking" apology': Engineer quits and then roasts the company with a bad review after getting ‘fake fired' as a joke

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 10:00

Not to be dramatic or anything, but getting fired is a rather traumatizing experience. If it's unwarranted and unexpected, being pink-slipped can make any good worker question their work efficacy, their skills, and it might even make them question their entire life. However, for some employees, the workplace isn't a drama, it's a sitcom– one where the joke is always on you.

Super Catty Cat Memes To Add A Little Spice To Your Caturday Celebrations

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 10:00

While most hoomans think that Caturday is all about sweet kittens, pawdorable purrs and cute cuddles, it is actually about celebrating all things cat. Which, much to our hooman dislike also means clawminal and spicy behaviour, which makes up a significant portion of our feline fur babies' lives. Hence, why we made today's list of super catty cat memes to add a little spice to your Caturday celebrations.

From the cats who have clawminally stuck their faces in a bowl of food that was definitely not intended for them, to the quirky cats taking their spicy behaviour to the world of cabbage cosplay, to the complementary cats who want to be much more than just your friend, to the cats that know they have been clawminally naughty and apologise for it, while acknowledging that they will likely do it again. We have covered as much of the spicy feline spectrum as we coud muster in this one list, in the hope of getting you prepared and inspired for the spicy facetious behaviour you are likely to come across today.

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'All I did was settle the score': IT employee gets manager fired after finding a bug in code that allows entire company to access clientele

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 09:00

Finding work is harder than it looks. We don't even begin to consider all the little details that go into our future careers when we apply for a job. like, off the top of my mind, a mandatory background check?

In the story below, OP runs the risk of losing his job because his background check does not match the information he provided on his resume or in his interviews. However because he was forced to sign a confidentiality agreement with his prior employers, OP failed to disclose some of the companies he had worked for, much to the hiring manager's dismay. In OP's industry, confidentiality agreements are rather usual; yet, the new recruiting manager appeared to ignore this fact and threatened to immediately terminate the contract.

In return, OP devises a cunning scheme to exact revenge on the hiring manager instead of caving into his intimidation. I won't give too much away, but read the story below to learn more about what transpired with the recruiting manager, what happened to OP in the end, and how OP was able to flip the script in such a dramatic way! And when you've finished scrolling, check out the story about the bank that declined a customer's request to close an account over $0.51 in remaining funds!

Cute Caturday Memes To Get This Weekend’s Festivities Off To A Furry Start

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 09:00

Meow, meow hoomans we have landed on our feet and it is Caturday. That means that the feline festivities are about to get underway and we are here for it. However, you may still be feeling a little bleary from the long week you've had, and even more so if you got rowdy last night. So to help you get in the Cautrday party spirit we put together this list of cute Caturday memes to get this weekend's festivities off to a furry start.

From a pawdorable bundle of kittens coming in at 5 grams of protein, to kittens explaining what they have learnt about being a cat, to the cutest kitten shop attendant helping hoomans pick the best sports drink for them, to the cats so loaded with rizz it is pouring out of them. We are full to the brim with adorable cat memes to clear your head and get you ready to jump into the Caturday party spirit.

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Update: 'You all took it up a notch': Sarcastic development team realizes they're 'actually able to do nothing' following boss's new directions

Fail Blog - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 08:00

This development team got away with something that would probably get most people fired in an instant. Not only that, but they were able to update the r/MaliciousCompliance community on how everything went down the next day. 

Bosses are always trying to optimize their workers' outputs. They want to seem like their team is strong and is working harder than ever. But how should a manager prove to their own bosses what their team is up to? They could just talk to their employees and be involved in their day-to-day activities, putting them front and center of where all the work is being completed. They could work up some KPIs so the employees know what goals they're working towards. But no, that's way too much work for some higher-ups. Instead, they could take the easiest route possible---instating mandatory daily logs. 

There's no boss in the world who will read through every employee's tedious accounts of what they do each day. That seems way harder than just checking in with your people. I imagine these bosses learned a lesson about putting their faith in their employees… but only after the development team had finished their dramatic stunt. 

After you check out this tale, take a look at these mildly infuriating moments, like one person who apparently got the world's most hazardous milkshake. 

Catnip & Chill: A Comedic Collection of Catnip-Themed Feline Funnies to Inspire A Herbally Induced Relaxation Session

LOL Cats - Sat, 01/13/2024 - 08:00

Hey, cat and catnip lovers. Boy oh boy did we have a day. It started as it usually does, we rolled on up into the office and worked away the first part of the day. We're lucky the coffee machine is a fancy one because we needed all of the caffeine that we consumed today. And let's not even get into the absurd traffic that we encountered both on our way to work AND on our way home! 

But as soon as we got home and had a little something to eat, we whipped out the delightful cat nip and had ourselves a good old relaxation session, herbally induced, naturally. And then, we had a snuggle with our cats. We finished out the day by scrolling through a delightful collection of cat memes that thoroughly ticked our funny bone and now we're sharing them all with the likes of you. Enjoy! 

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