Cat marriage is a truly magical concept, mostly because cats can barely agree on sharing a couch, let alone a lifetime commitment. Still, when two felines decide they're willing to tolerate each other's grooming noises and midnight zoomies, that's basically the deepest love story ever told. Their idea of a proposal isn't a ring but a stolen sock proudly dropped at the other cat's feet, which honestly feels more meaningful than diamonds.

Planning a cat wedding is its own special adventure. One minute they're happily sitting side by side, and the next they're arguing over who gets the sunniest spot by the window. Guests would arrive with the usual mix of confusion and judgment, especially the older cats who think romance is a scam. The ceremony itself would last about twenty seconds before someone gets distracted by dust floating in the air, but the vows would be heartfelt in their own chaotic way.

Married life for cats is exactly what you'd expect. They occasionally cuddle, often bicker, and both pretend not to care while secretly loving every minute of it. At its core, it's a perfect blend of independence, affection, and just a little bit of mischief.

Procrastination is a side effect of life we all deal with daily. We all have tasks on our to-do list, at work or in our private lives, that constantly get pushed further and further down until we have no choice but to deal with them. 

Here's the thing: as long as the procrastination doesn't affect anybody else, go ahead and push it as far down as you want to. But if your inability to get things done gets in the way of someone else doing their work successfully, then you should be put in your place and face the consequences of your procrastination.

The boss in the story below, whether it was due to procrastination or general malice, decided to drop a last-minute task on his employee. He demanded that the employee take care of a shipment to Europe in less than two days and refused to help them in any way. This led the employee to take the most expensive route to complete this task, and they succeeded so thoroughly that they even got promoted, to the boss's dismay.

Greetings, I Can Has Cheezburger fans. No one wants to hear a tragic story of a feral cat who's without a warm home, especially in the winter months. But this isn't about a stray not having a home. This story centers around a Pallas looking cat, and for those who don't know, a Pallas cat is a small wild cat with long and dense light grey fur, and rounded ears set low on the sides of the head. It's a cat who has resting grumpy face at all times. So he shows up to some wholesome hooman's doorstep, and though they can't take him in, they provide him with the best outdoor life they possibly can.

His name is Mr. George, he's been TNR'd, and as the winter months approach, the family questions how to better take care of him. They can't take him in because of their other cats, as well as having two older dogs. But they do everything to help Mr. George by giving him a shelter to sleep in, by buying a heating pad for him during the cold months, and feeding him everyday. He obviously feels appreciative or else he wouldn't keep coming back to them. Read the wholesome story below. 

This coworker has a bad habit of refusing to take any of the blame when projects run late, and unsurprisingly, his coworkers are growing tired of this habit. 

No one wants to get on the boss's bad side, and a lot of workers will stay late, eating dinner at their desks and working until the wee hours of the night just to finish an important project or two. If you don't set good enough work-life boundaries, a boss can push you into madness trying to get done all that work! Of course, if you have a strong team of coworkers with whom you can tackle the challenges head-on, that's a real benefit. You or your boss can try to assign people to parts of the tasks that they excel at — and that makes everyone look good. 

They say you should try and make your boss look good to their boss, so when you are consistently not hitting your deadlines, and that manager is breathing down your neck, it's only natural to worry. Luckily for this person, they're well-versed with the CYA method of covering themselves to ensure that they can't be wrongly blamed for anything. 

Their coworker also really pushed the limits here, and what he's doing is bad for his own relationship-building. He probably lost all of his coworkers' trust the first time he threw someone under the bus. And yes, he didn't lose the trust of just the person he blamed, but also every worker around him who noticed exactly what he did. In the moment, he made himself look good, but I would argue that pulling this kind of stunt even one time is enough to make all of your coworkers look at you sideways. Check out this excellent story below — see who you side with!

The weekend is finally here, finally we can all relax, take a deep breath, and get on our phones for a good ol' fashioned meme scroll. The world works in mysterious ways, and everything is always in a cycle. What we liked as a kid or teenager may be the only thing that can comfort us these days, and maybe that thing is scrolling cat memes. A soft whisper of the weekend already has us purring and praying for those two days of restful bliss when we feel like we are drowning in life.

Some people count down the workweek by watching the clock. Others treat themselves to fancy coffees or daydream about future vacations. But here at I Can Has Cheezburger, we get through it by pspspsps-ing at every cat like it's a sacred ritual. That's a better life philosophy than most corporate wellness programs, or gluten free diets. 

These cat memes aren't just memes, they're coping mechanisms. They're tiny portals of comfort, reminders that softness is power, and proof that a little silliness can carry you from one exhausting week to the next. So pspspsps your way through, friend. The weekend is coming, the cats are waiting, and the fluff will set you free.

When you turn on the television and see fully grown adults walking around like middle school kids, your first thought might be that you must be watching some sort of SNL parody. However, if you were one of the 59.6 million viewers tuning into Netflix over Thanksgiving weekend, you were probably watching Stranger Things, which does exactly that. 

Helmed by the Duffer Brothers, Stranger Things follows a group of kids in the fictional American town of Hawkins in the 1980s as they uncover and battle a series of monsters in a mysterious parallel dimension known as the "Upside Down." When it first premiered in July 2016, Stranger Things was an instant juggernaut hit, introducing audiences to a new generation of young actors while harkening back to classic American science fiction and horror influences from Steven Spielberg, Stephen King, and H.P. Lovecraft.

Nine years later, with several extended hiatuses in the interim, the final season of Stranger Things is finally upon us. Although, there is something bizarre about the end product, and it has nothing to do with the uncanny supernatural creatures in the narrative. This time around, it has become particularly difficult to take these "child" actors seriously. That's because they are simply no longer children, yet the show refuses to embrace their actual age. The effect fuels satire, as the final season is full of unintentionally humorous performances from actors who have grown out of their roles along with repetitive storylines that lack evolution.

Convincing a cat to do something is really tough. And we are talking about literally anything, like it could be something as positive as getting them to play with a new toy you have bought them. Because if they decide that they do not want to do the thing, they do not do it. That is, unless we sell our souls and entice them into it with the promise of treats. In this case, they will do a fair bit, that is, other than take their meds.

As you might have gathered from the caption of this story, some cats will even forego food if it has meds in it. And that is when you need to bring out the big guns, or as cat pawrents know it the Tuna Mousse. The most enticing and enchanting treat to ever cross a cat's path. Now, we cannot criticize these feline pawrents for reaching for this desperate measure. After all, they were just looking out for their cat's health, but the situation it landed them in after, well, that is one that they will have to pay for, for many moons to come.

Some family members will act unhinged, then get upset if you have the nerve to question them on it. Make it make sense! 

This mother-in-law has an odd way of showing her displeasure. Not everyone is a good communicator: some folks will be passive-aggressive instead of ever once being confrontational. Instead of just saying, "Hey, I don't like when you do this," they'd rather give you the cold shoulder, or throw a tantrum, or berate you for doing that thing. It's not effective, and it's not respectful towards your loved ones!

 When you're feeling your lowest, your family members can either step up for you, or let you down. This MIL chose to upset her daughter-in-law after she came back from the airport, jet-lagged and exhausted. The only things you want to do after getting home from a long trip are shower, then fall into bed and sleep for 10 hours straight. You certainly don't want to be dealing with a petty mother-in-law who seems determined to ruin your belongings and then lie about it! Wouldn't it be so much nicer to come home to someone who's made you a meal and wants to know how your trip went? Instead, this woman now has a ton of cleaning up to do, and the whole incident should make her rethink how much time she and her wife spend with that petty mother-in-law.

With winter in full swing, it can be tough being a hairless hooman. Sometimes it feels as though there is no amount of clothing and no amount of heating that can effectively get rid of the pesky persistence of the cold. But such is the case, and we have quite the long few months left of this frozen madness so we decided that it is time to start looking for sources of heat from some more unconventional sources.

And as such, we bring you this collection of super floofy felines who are so fluffy in themselves, that they do not even know what cold feels like. To them, it is an inalienable concept. And we would advise you to do one of two things with them to help you stay warm. First being to simply look at them and be in awe of their fluffiness. And as your heart melts, you should get to feel some warmth circulating throughout your extremities. But if that fails, and you feel the need for even more warmth, then there is no reason that you should not head down to your local shelter and pick up a fluffy feline to hold close and cuddle.

Some employees do not like to make a big deal out of their birthdays at work. Those folks would not thrive in this workplace environment.

The billing department of this office tended to go above and beyond for people's birthdays, regardless of whether they liked it or not. it became a tradition, and this time, it was Cody's turn.

Cody seemed to be the kind of person who pretended that he didn't care about his birthday, but he secretly was expecting the royal treatment. Since he observed other people's birthdays in the office, he knew exactly what was coming for him when he was called to the break room in the middle of the work day. 

The problem was that the coworker who volunteered to organize the party this time around, Rick, was not exactly the smoothest of individuals. In fact, it turns out that he was about as clumsy as it gets. You know that viral video of the large family who gathered for Thanksgiving this year, only for the table to break and all the food items collapsed on the floor? Let's just say that Cody's birthday party ended up looking pretty similar….

Cats are seriously silly. Not as in "serious"ly silly, because there's nothing serious about cats. Even when they try to be the most serious as they can be, it doesn't work for them. They can go on trying to be mad, making a face that says "If you won't give in to my demands for treats, I'll go on a zoomies spree when you're deep R.E.M. sleeping", but all that face says in a cat pawrent's eyes is "I'm a cutie patootie precious little baby and I have the softest meow because I'm a teeny tiny baby". Such a silly little creature.

And it's no wonder that a creature who's perpetually silly is the king of meme culture. Cats have controlled memes since the inception of the internet, more or less. You can't be as silly as cats and then be surprised that most of the meme culture revolves around you. So, yeah, cats… don't be surprised. You're silly, smol floofs, full of clawing cat comedy and meowing meme energy.

So what do you think is the most logical thing to do after a silly conversation like that? We have the answer - celebrating silly cat memes with as much laughter and fluffter as we can. Cats' silliness is hissterically hilarious!

Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of a micromanaging manager's actions. And we love to see it! It's not surprise that there are many managers out there who love to micromanage and thus actually making everything LESS efficient. They do it under the guise of helping, but it's truly just a power trip. Luckily, this micromanaging manager had to face the consequences of his actions head on. 

His final plunder was removing the front desk's cork board away. They weren't allowed any notes on the desk because it was unsightly and "unprofessional." The employees tried to explain that it helped them remember certain things about their patients and that it made their clientele feel more appreciated and seen. But, nope, he wasn't having it. So, they did everything he said to do, and do you know what happened? The place crash and burned. When he realized what he had done, he called a meeting to tell everyone to go back to the way things were. He never apologized or took accountability, but he also brought back what his front desk employees originally had and wanted to keep, and he never micromanaged again. A win is a win and we applaud it!

There's something inevitably sweet about former stray cats. Especially if they are grown cats, who are able to remember the hardships and difficulties of living in the streets. Cats who grew up waiting for the Cat Distribution System to pick them up can live a pretty harsh life until that ameowzing moment comes. And when it comes? It's like a glorious relief, full of soft meows and gentle paws. But mostly two hearts, feline and human, that get to connect for life.

While some cats know to ask for help and only need the right timing served by the CDS, some cats take more time to open up and accept the love and affection that come with belonging to a home, a person. But when a stray cat finally opens up and allows the human to actually give them the affection they deserve, it's not only a world healed for the cat who gets adopted - it can be equally as healing to a person's heart. Some cats and people heal each other's hearts, and this one cat mentioned below is no different.

You see, losing a pet is hard, we all know it. And this one person recently lost their dog. There's a pet hole in his heart that won't ever fully heal - nothing can replace a beloved pet who passed the rainbow bridge. But having this sweet stray stroll right up to his porch, even if he was not ready to receive pets and affection, was the first step in healing both - the person's heart, and the cat's lack of home. We think the CDS sent the cat for this person, not the other way around. This is why he needed time to show the full feline scope of affection.

Look, we all love to riff on the bizarre nature of workplace decorum and point out how comically exploitative the entire relationship is on average, but there's a point where this crosses a line, and trying to "stick it to the man" puts you into being the one who is squarely in the wrong.

You can't let that get to your head and just think that you're entitled to do whatever you like and help yourself to things around the office out of some distorted sense of justice. Just because something has been advertised to you as "free" or "complimentary" doesn't mean you can help yourself to an unlimited supply, as if you'd won some sort of giveaway promotion. There are a lot of things in life that are like this, in a "live long enough to become the villain" type of way. If you want to rally your compatriots to your side, leaving an office full of workers without their free office coffee is not the way to do it.

Realistically, this is one of those instances where, if you're the hiring manager, you're just glad that she revealed her character now and not at some point down the road that was less obvious and held more serious stakes, like mismanaging or embezzling funds from an account.

There are some really ridiculous ways that you can get fired, and this is one of them. The imagery of a new employee walking off with two bags of coffee beans at the end of the day, like it's nothing, really puts a smile on my face.

For the first time in our lives, feline fam, we're actually wishing for some coal-colored presents this year. You all know the rule that if you've been naughty all year, then Santa will leave coal in your stocking instead of presents. Every year, we tried to be the best we could so we would get all the presents. And now, as adults, we realize that coal isn't so bad, especially if it's actually some derpy cats that we just can't get enough of!

In 2025, black cats are still the least adopted kind of cat, which we think is purrfectly ridiculous. They're ameowzing cats, full of purrsonality, charm, and hissterical feline flavor. They can hide in a pile of laundry with ease, and you may often find yourselves talking to a dirty black tshirt, but if that's the worst thing that happens in your lives, then you're doing pretty okay.

So, we're not saying to be naughty this year, but it wouldn't be so bad to get a coal-colored kitty in your stocking this year instead of a "gift" from Santa. But all the true cat lovers know that these cats are the purrfect gift, one that will keep you entertained, happy, and snuggly for the next 15+ years.

The more people who are in a group chat, the less you're actually going to pay attention — and respond — to what's being said. You probably already know this from your day-to-day life, especially if you're in some group chats of like, 5+ people. It means that you wake up in the morning and see that people have been writing in the group chat, but you just ignore it because there's a lot to catch up on. Maybe you're still waking up, so you skim what people have been writing about, and then just forget to ever reply. 

However, this person has 2 roommates, and they just totally ignored them. That's not like, a huge group chat. That's only 3 people! It's one thing if those 2 people are talking back and forth all day about something random like a TV show or how to get to a friend's house. But it's another if one person is begging someone to do a very simple task! For them to ignore the chat, they'd have to be willfully looking away from their phones. I know a lot of people, myself included, keep their phones on do not disturb 24 hours a day… but you can still peek in every once and a while to ensure there aren't any emergencies going down in your text messages. 

Commenters had thoughts about this roommate situation, and some were surprised that the birthday celebrator actually disposed of the food when they did. A cake could be left out for 4.5 hours, but ice cream would never survive such a fate. Next birthday, these roommates totally owe this person a cake baked from scratch to make up for all the stress! 

Every year around Christmastime, we struggle to figure out what to give our loved ones as a gift. We want to get them the purrfect gift every year, and it's so much pressure! What is a gift that's not too expensive, enjoyable, current, useful, and that they won't just throw away after one use? Do you see our dilemma? We were pawsitively stumped, until we thought of the best gift of all…. laughter.

No, we're not talking about getting them tickets to a stand-up comedy show, nor are we talking about a whoopie cushion (although, now that we think about it, is not a bad idea), but this gift keeps on giving until you can't laugh anymore - cat memes. Not just any cat memes, mind you, original cat memes from the feline minds here at I Can Has Cheezburger. And not just any original cat memes, nostalgic ones that remind you of the better years of your lives, like the ones before you had any responsibilities and the internet was still a fun, care-free place.

Give your cat-loving loved ones the gift of some Lolcats memes this holiday season. They're free (nice!), funny, and purrfect for anyone who loves cats and all their silliness. Plus, there's no shortage of cat memes on the internet, so it truly is the gift that keeps on giving. Meowrry Christmas!

Something that we say a lot, here at ICHC, is that cats adopt their humans, not the other way around. And although most cat owners tend to agree with us, some of them don't. These people tell us that they didn't get jumped by a cat when they were on a walk or something. No, they went to a shelter, and they chose their cat. They tell us that they looked at all the cats there, and saw their future cat, feeling an immediate connection. They knew, just by looking, that that cat was their cat. And they think that disproves our point, when it, in fact, proves it.

That feeling… that special feeling that you get, that's the cat distribution at work. There's a reason why you get drawn to one cat more than another. There's a reason that bond forms so fast and so hard. Because it's meant to be. And the girl in this story just proves it. She didn't even see the cat, not really. She had to climb up on a chair to get a look at him, but she knew it was worth it. She knew that kitty was her kitty. And the cat knew it too. An invisible string pulled them toward one another. Because it was meant to be. 

The small billing department turns into a one-person group project when one coworker returns from maternity leave and slowly starts treating flexibility like free labor. At first the extra help feels normal. A few invoices here, some statements there, the kind of thing you do when someone is exhausted and trying to keep a baby and a job alive at the same time. Then the favors quietly evolve into full accounts landing on one desk with neat little notes saying who will handle them, and spoiler, it is never the person who is supposed to own the work.

Weeks go by and the pattern sticks. One person is staying late, making more mistakes, feeling their brain get foggier and foggier. The other is still technically meeting targets, because the supervisor only looks at the department totals and not who is actually slogging through the mess. Every time the imbalance comes up, the same lines appear. You are better with details anyway. Being a single mom is hard. Office banter turns the situation into a joke about being the work wife who keeps everything together, which is a cute way of saying unpaid assistant.

Have you ever felt the weight of the world on your shoulders, like your legs were one step away from shattering below your torso? Usually, I feel this way when I'm too lazy to go to the grocery store and acquire some grub to get me through the week, so instead, I use Instacart and shop through the aisles virtually. Close enough, right?

Grocery delivery is life-changing for many, especially those who are older or are not completely physically able to get from point A to point B in a swift manner. Plus, you help delivery workers keep their jobs and food on the table for their families, so it's a win-win situation.

The only person losing in the story below is a resident who is dealing with a nuisance caused by their neighbor's frequent grocery deliveries. The deliveryman brings the neighbor groceries multiple times a week his car blocks the resident's driveway in the process. This prevents the resident from getting in and out of their driveway swiftly, but the neighbor refuses to take accountability. When will people learn that if they don't own the property, they have no right to do whatever they please with it? Scroll below to read the full story.