Would you pull over if you saw it?

This little black cat got lucky. It's not everyday that someone would have seen the cat fly out. No one can imagine how terrifying that must have been for the kitty, but she's safe and sound and has a good home now. The woman was so scared that she had been injured, so she rushed the cat to the vet. The vet was surprised that there were no broken bones, and told the new cat mom to keep an eye on her for 48 hours. But she's fine! Read below.

A little grey tabby managed to turn an ordinary morning into the kind of story nobody would believe without photos. 

The Cat Distribution System really stopped caring about subtlety here. Most people got a kitten delivered through a parking lot or maybe a random backyard encounter. This one involved an overpass, six lanes of traffic, a near 40-foot drop, a shredded hand, a fire crew, and a kitten somehow disappearing directly into the internal mechanics of a car dashboard like a tiny furry fugitive.

Princess Yuki arrived with maximum drama too. This tiny little 1.8-pound grey tabby went from panting on a concrete barrier above speeding traffic to immediately attempting an escape stunt worthy of an action movie. Then, after being rescued, she apparently decided the logical next move was crawling through the pedals and vanishing into the dashboard while everybody slowly lost their minds waiting for her to reappear. Staying awake until 6 a.m. trying to negotiate with a hidden kitten inside a car sounded exactly like the kind of nonsense the CDS specialized in.

The best part was how quickly Yuki upgraded her situation afterward. One minute she was stranded above a highway, and a few days later she was sprinting around the house making friends with the resident cats like she had lived there forever. Her bonding with Chicken also felt important because any household with cats named Princess Yuki and Chicken was automatically operating at elite cat household status.

Every cat suddenly becomes a purrfessional puzzle assistant the second somebody opens a jigsaw puzzle box.

Cats always act like they are helping with jigsaw puzzles even though they make the entire process ten times harder. The second puzzle pieces hit the table, cats appear out of nowhere ready to supervise every move. Some sit directly on the unfinished sections like furry little paperweights. Others "help" by smacking pieces onto the floor or carrying one very important piece away like they have been assigned a secret mission.

Puzzle time somehow always turns into teamwork nobody asks for. A person can spend twenty minutes sorting edge pieces only for a cat to stroll across the middle of the board and scatter everything with one dramatic tail swipe. Some cats stare at the puzzle with intense concentration like tiny furry geniuses trying to crack the case. Meanwhile others just curl up on top of the box lid and contribute absolutely nothing except moral support.

Cats also take their puzzle assistant duties very seriously. They watch every piece get placed, shove their paws into important sections, and immediately reclaim the table the second somebody stands up. In their minds, the puzzle becomes part activity, part nap spot, and part personal property. Every completed puzzle probably contains at least one cat hair trapped between the pieces somewhere, whether anybody likes it or not.

The Cat Distribution System said congratulations on the new twins and dropped two orange kittens into the middle of a dog park.

A normal trip to the dog park turned into a full kitten rescue after two tiny orange cats were found crying under a blackberry bush. Every time somebody got close enough to grab one, it disappeared straight back into the branches. Then a second kitten appeared, which somehow made the entire situation even more chaotic. After nearly an hour of coaxing them out with wet food and YouTube videos of mama cats calling, the kittens finally got close enough to be scooped up and taken home safely.

Not only did these kittens survive an entire rescue mission, they also managed to secure themselves a permanent home in the process. That is elite cat behavior. Tiny little orange fuzzballs screamed for help, played impossible to catch for an hour, then walked away with free housing and unlimited snacks.

Hattie and Ralph also sounded like the names of two tiny troublemakers who were already planning household destruction. The fact that they were timid at first but quickly started playing and exploring meant the tiny chaos phase had officially started loading. Soon there would be midnight zoomies, curtain climbing, ankle attacks, and random crashing noises coming from another room for absolutely no reason.

The kittens absolutely won this situation from start to finish. One afternoon in a dog park bush somehow ended with a safe home, fresh food, toys, and a brand-new cat mum. Tiny orange masterminds.

Cats will use anything as a bed except their own bed.

Felines are fascinating creatures. We could talk for hours about how special they are, but one thing that not many people other than cat lovers know is that cats can sleep literally anywhere. In any position. Because cats have such flexible spines (science says they have them, but after the poses we've seen our cats sleeping in, we're not convinced), they can find comfort in the most random things. You'll often see them napping on metal objects, their fluid feline bodies adapting to the edges with ease and sleeping deeper than a baby.

We don't know why cats love to sleep in anything other than their actual bed, purrhaps it's they do it just to make us feel silly for spending $80 on a memory foam cat bed, but who knows? But in today's Caturday cuddlefest, we're exploring the furbulous feline choices of "pillows". We can tell you that not a single pillow is found below, but kettlebells? Yes. Why not? Who wouldn't love a cold, hard piece of metal over a soft, cushiony pillow?

At a certain point, you just have to laugh and go with it. If that's what makes them happy, then by all means, sleep on that watermelon. It's all part of the purrfect expurrience of being a cat owner. At the very least, they make us giggle with their pawsitively unhinged "pillow" choices. We might just start leaving out random objects to see if they choose them next.

Where do cats get all that confidence to decide they're adopted?

It's a case that repeats itself all around the world, with cats in any place. Cats adopting themselves is a concept that transcends borders, cultures, and times. Every once in a while, you hear from people that a cat more or less appeared out of nowhere around their house - and sometimes, even within the four walls you live in - and declare with body language, meows, and cute faces, "Congrats, you have a cat. Me. I live here now." This cat confidence is something like magic.

We highly suspect that cat confidence comes from the meowsterious Cat Distribution System. No one knows exactly how it works, but the bottom line of its work is this simple flow: cat needs a home > cat matches with human > human gives cat a home. It's that simple, yet so complicated that nobody has any idea how it's done. And the cat confidence to just move in? To us, it sounds like a sort of software update done by the CDS, letting the cat get into a family's place but also their hearts.

Caturday is the most purrfect day to spend with your cat.

Of all days in the week, Caturday is the best. It's the day with the most potential for cat time, and that's the best time anyone could have - and yes, we would argue that. We will meow on this hill. But we digress - just think of all the meowgnificent things that can happen on a Caturday, just because you have a cat. The cuddle potential is endless, the playtime is pure fun, and the purrs are like a healing tea for an entire day.

During the rest of the week, you're either working or it's Sunday. On Sunday, people are stressed over the fact that another workweek is about to start, so that leaves Saturday as the ultimate cat day of the week. And that's the secret for turning a Saturday into a Caturday - you spend a bajillion amount of time with your cat, and your day suddenly gets better. Because cats improve everything - even the best day of the week.

Besides the purrs, plays, cuddles, and cuteness, there's one special activity any cat pawrent can do with their cat on a Caturday - and that's chilling with a bunch of cat memes, basking in the feline funnies, but together with your own feline friend. Sharing is caring, right? So with all that in mind, sharing a cat meme time with your cat, on a day like today, sounds like the most purrfect passtime.

Welcome to the closing of another week, with the best meowgazine of cat content online!

Another week has passed, and we're so glad that Caturday has arrived. Not just because we're thrilled that the workweek is over, but also because we're just that excited to share the best of the best of this week's cat content with you all. We love our I Can Has Cheezburger community, because you're really the best cat people across the entire online sphere. And guess what? We love getting all these funny, cute, wholesome, and hissterical cats right to your feed. We see it as our sacred duty to bring you the Caturday Meowgazine every single week.

Every week, we scour the interwebs to bring you the most viral cat tweets, and the best cat memes that were posted around. And let's not forget about the awesome pawsome adoption stories that hide in the wholesome corners of the internet. We're always happy that another cat has found their forever home, or that another cat was saved from danger.

But enough chitchat, let's get right into it - because we know there's a lot of cat content online, and just so many hours a day. So we gather the best of the best of this week, so you just have to kick back, relax, and unwind with the Caturday Meowgazine, and simply enjoy. Preferably with a cat on your lap.

Could the internet actually survive without wholesome cats carrying everyone emotionally?

The internet may have started as a place for information and technological innovation, but let's be honest, it now survives almost entirely on the backs of adorable cats doing tiny little cat things. One soft photo of a sleepy kitten wrapped like a burrito can repair emotional damage faster than an expensive therapy session and three iced coffees combined. These wholesome felines exist purely to remind people that life still contains warmth, comfort, and tiny pink toe beans. Whether they are cuddling, blinking slowly at the camera, or accidentally sitting inside objects much too small for them, these cats continue doing the impossible every single day: making the internet feel gentle again.

The grass is warm, the breeze is perfect, and that cat is not coming back inside until it's ready, which could be a while.

Outdoor cats don't rush. They investigate, they pause, they consider things that don't need considering, and they do all of it with the unhurried confidence of someone who has nowhere to be and knows it.This is proof that sometimes the best life is the one lived one barefoot step at a time.

Are you ready for a cat-tastic time?

Because we are. We are always ready to enjoy cats, especially cat memes! Times are tough, and we can always use more feline friends. Why? Because they are cute, silly, and fun. What a weird question to ask… Like, why wouldn't you want to enjoy all the cute cat memes and silly beans as possible?… Are you even okay? Probably not, actually. Who is, these days? It's rough out there. Let's just all get together, be happy cat people, and have some cat-tastic fun!

These fluffy little cat chefs are serving comfort food straight from their tiny paws

There is something deeply healing about watching a fluffy cat stand proudly in a tiny chef hat like they personally spent six years studying at culinary school just to make you soup. Maybe it is the soft toe beans resting on the counter, the little whiskers covered in imaginary flour, or the serious expressions on faces that have clearly never paid a bill in their lives. Either way, these adorable feline chefs radiate pure cozy energy. They look like they would gently meow while baking fresh bread, accidentally fall asleep in a mixing bowl, and somehow still serve the most wholesome five-star meal imaginable.

This is not mischief, this is criminal activity.

Cats committing crimes isn't about accidents, it's about intent. These are planned operations carried out in plain sight. Sneaking into places they're not allowed, stealing food off plates, opening cabinets like they pay rent. It's less chaos, more calculated mischief.

There's a certain confidence to it. A cat walks into a restricted area, looks around, makes eye contact, and keeps going. No hesitation. No second guessing. They act like the rules don't apply, and somehow they're right. If they get caught, they pause for a second, then continue like nothing happened.

Some crimes are small. Sitting exactly where they're not supposed to. Ignoring boundaries completely. Others are a bit more ambitious. Getting into things that required real effort, like they planned it ahead of time. Either way, the attitude stays the same. Calm, committed, and completely unbothered.

And the best part is there's no guilt. Not even a little. No apology, no attempt to hide it. Just a cat standing there like this was always going to happen. At some point it stops being surprising. You just accept that you're living with a very confident rule-breaker who has no plans of changing.

Black cats have to deal with very unfair accusations. Someday, people decided they meant bad luck, but anyone who has ever shared a home with a black cat knows the truth. They are just as playful and affectionate as any other cat! So, in honor of black cats, these funny memes are the proof that they are, in fact, the sweetest little panthers ever.   

So if a black cat crosses your feed today, take it as a sign of good luck because today, these funny black cats are here to break superstitions and bless your feed. Let's let them prove once and for all that the only thing they bring is pure love.

Scroll down for a dose of pure black cat magic. 

How did two kittens end up in there?

If there's one place a cat shouldn't be, it's a dog park. Even if the cat has no problem with dogs, the cat isn't the problem. Dogs, unless raised around cats, usually can't stand them. Sometimes it's from a place of fear, other times it activates their prey drive, but either way, it's not a safe space for our feline friends. That didn't stop one cat pawrent from bringing his cat to the dog park, once, but that's a whole different story altogether.

But from a blackberry bush inside of a dog park, two sisters left with two more animals than they came with. Right before leaving, they stopped after hearing tiny meows coming from inside the bush, and went over to investigate. Inside were the smallest little floofballs we've ever set our eyes on. Knowing that they couldn't leave them there, they spent an hour trying to get them out, leaving with two purrfect presents and a tired doggo.

Sometimes, you choose to be a cat pawrent, and other times, pawrenthood chooses you. The impurrtant thing is that these two cute kitties now have a mom, and will never have to want for anything ever again.

When the local grandpa with the "get off my lawn!" attitude is a of the feline kind, things can get funny fast.

Imagine your local grumpy gramps, the one sitting on his porch at the end of the street, living in the house where all the kids are afraid to ride their bikes by. And if someone just dares to breathe in the general direction of his crumbly garden, you get the threatening cane waving and "get off my lawn!" yells directed right at you. And these are scary. These grandpa types are the ones who truly control the neighborhoods they live in. Now, imagine this old man is a cat.

When the old man controlling your neighborhood is a cat, you've got a claw waving instead of a cane waving, and a lot of hissing instead of the lawn yelling situation. Kids might still be afraid to ride their bikes next to him, that thing doesn't change. But when this is the reality of the stray population in your neighborhood, you already know how to deal with a grumpy cat like that. Even if he breaks into your basement and causes mayhem in the household… which is exactly what happened in this one neighborhood, to this one person.

It's Friday night, and we're ready to start the weekend early and spend it all just as a cat would.

Cats and weekends are two concepts that go very well together. Think of how your weekend starts: if you're one of the Friday night party goers, it's likely that you have a cat in the middle of a nightly zoomies session as your spirit animal dwelling within you. It's that unrelenting 4 AM energy burst that let's your can think they can parkour on the ceiling, and that every piece of furniture is their arch nemesis (you know, just because). If that's the cat living inside you, we're sure you're going to pawrty all night long.

After a Friday full of party-going, it's time to recover. A Saturday cat is a classic cat - lying down, chilling, napping eleventy times a day, and really not giving a fluff when you wake up. It's the sleepy cat that takes "self care" to the meowximum. This is peak cat energy. Modeling your Saturday after the classic cat behavior you know from your own cat is actually not a bad idea. We hope it restores all that spent energy from Friday night, because now we have to finish strong on Sunday.

Sunday is the best opportunity to finish the weekend with a good taste in your mouth - metaphorically or physically (or both). Like an adventurous cat on a leash, walking around the world and seeing what it has to offer, you can breathe the weekend air. Go on a hike, go to the park, enjoy the time you have left from this weekend, and get ready to start another week.

Are you feeling pawsitively stressed out recently?

Lately, we've felt less like a hooman being and more like a giant ball of knotted muscles. Well, less muscles and more flubber, but you get our point. It's been a tough (couple of) years, and we just can't seem to catch a break. Luckily, we have our kitties to keep us happy and healthy, but some days it's just not enough. No amount of sweet treats, massages, or stolen mid-day naps are unfortunately enough to prrroperly unwind. Because life doesn't stop, even when you really want it to. Unless you're Dr. Strange, and in that case, can you just give us a few extra hours every day, please?

So, as time keeps marching on, we've had to develop a few techniques to help calm our brains down and relax our bodies. We've tried everything from meowditation to long walks, but there's only one thing that truly works for us: scrolling through cute cats on the internet. You might think we would get bored of that eventually, but that's where you'd be wrong - there are always new kitties to look at and awwww over. We take 10 minutes every Friday to enjoy a small break of heartwarming felines to embrace the tranquility of soft whiskers and paw purrfection.

We're not going to sit here and pretend to be some sort of self-help guru, but if you love cats as much as we do, then we think it might just work for you, too. If fluffy faces, cutie-patootie kitties, silly snoozers, and awwdorable cat babies are what you're in the mewd for, then congratulations, you're in the purrfect place. 

Do you have any idea how wild feline genetics truly are?

All cats are beautiful, that is a fact. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, we can dive into the tuna steak of this article - rare and unique cats. Cat genetics are truly wild. They're like little furry mosaics made out of two different genetic "instruction sets". 

We're going to try and keep it as pawsitively simple as pawssible without it sounding like a biology class: female cats have two X-chromosomes, and randomly, one can decide to "turn off". Stay with us. Some cells use Mom's version, some use Dad's. The result? Different patches of fur literally following different DNA instructions - this is how we get Calico and Tortoiseshell cats! Isn't it fascinating?? Maybe it is just for us cat nerds.

If you weren't interested in that, then we're going straight for the bullseye - chimera cats. A chimera cat happens when two purrfect little embryos fuse together early in development, meaning one cat can contain two separate sets of DNA from what would have been two kittens. Not metaphorically. Literally. Two genetic blueprints merged into one extremely dramatic loaf. These cats sometimes have perfectly split faces, like half orange, half black, because each side of the body may come from different cell lines. There's no way you read that and didn't go "huh" at the end. If you didn't, you're one smarty-pants. Congratulations.

This is the only pawssible explanation we can think of for this meowsterious stray spotted by a feline fanatic online. It literally looks like it's two different cats, a short-haired gray tabby and a long-haired rusty black cat, fused into one. In all of our years as self-proclaimed cat expurrts and feline aficionados, we've never seen a cat quite like this. 

Just goes to show you that, even at our jaded, elder millennial age, there are still things in this world that can surprise you.

If your first thought is to ask, "How did a cat get stuck in the grills of a 20-story apartment building?", then you're seriously underestimating how curious cats can be.

Cat rescue stories are our bread and butter here at I Can Has Cheezburger. Or, more appropriately, our tuna and Churus. We've covered everything from cats being stuck in walls to people thinking they've rescued a normal house cat, when the fluffy kitty actually turns out to be a giant Norweigan forest feline. Each and every rescue story fills our hearts with joy because it means that one more cat gets to live to see another day. Not all of them get adopted, but we have full faith in the Cat Distribution system. When it's their time to be paired with their purrfect hooman, the CDS will find a way to make it happen.

Today's rescue starts high above the ground… 20 stories above, to be exact. Somehow, a stray cat got a little too curious and got stuck in the grills on the outside of the apartment building's architecture. After being stuck for hours, one renter alerted the authorities, who promptly arrived to start the rescue. More than 12 hours later, they were able to rappel down and rescue the poor little guy, who is now safe, and more impurrtantly, back on the ground where he belongs. 

A big thank you to Blue Cross Rescues for helping this curious kitty get down safely. After all of their hard work, we expect the CDS to work overtime to find this feisty feline a home soon. Hopefully on the ground floor. Maybe the first, but that's about as high as we hope he ever goes for the rest of his 9 lives.