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'Pay up': Client refuses to pay catering service, leaving company with $2000 expenses, client demands they cater another event

Mon, 02/05/2024 - 07:00

The food sector is fast-paced, exact, competitive, inventive, and, let's face it, merciless. Like any industry, there are benefits as well as drawbacks. Still, do you think it's a field worth getting into?

Below is the tale of a caterer who can meet a wide range of dietary needs. As a result, the majority of the customers they serve ask for professionally prepared menu items. The business was doing well and everything was going smoothly until one day a new customer, a group that supports food allergies, placed an order for a vegan and nut-free supper. 

The meal and food were prepared ahead of time by the catering service. However, after what seemed to be a wonderful occasion, the customer refused to pay when it came time to be reimbursed, leaving the firm with an out-of-pocket charge of $2,000.  Even though he had initially refused to pay, the customer was interested in scheduling another event that yet again catered to hundreds of various dietary restrictions 

As you may have predicted by now, the company, instead of caving into the demanding customer, came up with a crafty plan to exact revenge! So, if you're curious about how OP and the business got their revenge, be sure to check out the story below! And when you're through, don't forget to read the story of the art student who, after six months of being picked on, gets even with his teacher!

Guy sells grandma a used car, grandkids trick him into quitting his job for a fake one: 'Should have done your due diligence'

Mon, 02/05/2024 - 06:00

Few things are more sinister, in an everyday sort of way, than those people who try to pass damaged goods off as being without problem, preying on the trusting, unsuspecting, or unlucky in order to turn an incredibly unscrupulous profit. These used car sellers, house flippers, and scam artists can be found hiding in plain sight—trying to pass some painted cabinets, cheap laminate wood flooring, and a sloppier paint job off as a "full renovation"—or selling a car "without issue" on Marketplace or other private sales forums. 

These people then have the gall to blame their victim for not doing their "due diligence" when their duplicity comes to light, acting as if their anti-social behavior is acceptable just because they're probably going to get away with it. There's often little recourse if they're technically not breaking the law or if a lawsuit isn't an option, leaving the person stuck with a costly lesson about the lengths the greedy will go to turn a profit. 

When a dishonest private seller sold their grandmother a faulty used vehicle, she was left without recourse. So, her grandkids stepped to even the score, tricking him into quitting his job by offering him a position that didn't exist.

‘I did not indulge her insanity. So she quit’: 15 times coworkers, neighbors, and roommates let their enemies make colossal mistakes 


Mon, 02/05/2024 - 05:00

Sure, it's practically a universal truth that everyone makes mistakes, but some people don't necessarily deserve to be helped when those mistakes occur. Some people certainly would not return the favor if the roles were reversed. Some coworkers, neighbors, roommates, and authority figures have shown you no generosity. In fact, they may have shown you quite the opposite. So why do you have to go out of your way to save them for their own errors?

This collection of stories was compiled from the following r/AskReddit thread, and these anecdotes range in place from the office to customer service environments to shared apartment spaces. Regardless of the setting, these folks showed no mercy when it came to pointing out the mistakes made by their enemies. Keep scrolling below for the full stories. When you're done, check out this list of satisfying quitting stories where entire teams walked out.

New manager fires worker for calling out sick: 'Best of luck'

Mon, 02/05/2024 - 04:00

You're going to get sick. It's just going to happen—even those of us with an immunity of iron are eventually going to catch a stray bug that puts us down for a couple of days. Undoubtedly, even when the business moguls of the world manage to replace us with a bunch of robots, they're going to be sorely disappointed when those robots have glitches, bugs, and viruses that cause inevitable downtime. 

'She wanted me gone but got fired instead': IT employee refuses to fix demanding coworker's computer so she turns to upper management to get him fired

Sun, 02/04/2024 - 15:00

IT people really have it hard out there. It is a genuine surprise how they manage to keep a civil conversation with people while having to fix their constant silly tech problems they could have fixed themselves in less them two minutes. Honestly, the term 'Technophobic' has lost all meaning when you hear what people need help with. No ma'am, you are not technophobic, you are simply too lazy to learn. And why would you learn if all you have to do to fix your tiny problem is to call the IT person so they would fix it for you?

I wholeheartedly salute those who have to deal with these kinds of people on a daily basis. Like the IT person in this Reddit story who had to deal with a woman who for months kept complaining about a problem with logging in to her computer, when in reality, she just kept accidentally pressing the CapsLock key. Then, when she came up to OP for the 100th time and got mad when they asked her the check the CapsLock again, OP finally said to her what she really needed to hear, and perhaps risked their job in the process.

Scroll down for the full story. Once you are done, click here for a story of an employee who was told to shut up by her boss, leading to the boss making a costly mistake.

'[He] has been fired for stealing pancakes': 30 Foolish reasons workers got fired

Sun, 02/04/2024 - 12:00

You can push the limits all you want, but you'd better be prepared for the consequences. 

Some people work at the same place for so long that they get a little too comfortable. They start to feel immune to workplace rules and regulations. If you catch them bending the rules, they'll probably just give you a wink and a nudge because they think the higher-ups will have their back. Having friends in high places does help, certainly. But some people get fired for the silliest reasons anyway. For one example, a worker was fired for plugging her phone into her computer after being repeatedly warned not to. Sure, that seems like a very dumb reason to get the boot, but there were security protocols being broken. Other people who replied to this question had some way more shocking reasons they were let go. People shared stories of reasons they or their coworkers were let go in response to u/qwerty_sux's question, "What is the dumbest reason why someone at your workplace got fired?" A lot of the time the employees were clearly at fault, but sometimes the companies were just being very strict about their workplace rules. 

After you read through these strange and hilarious stories, read about the exact opposite scenario: these workers shared the reasons they quit their terrible jobs on the spot

'Please pick up after your dog': Neighbor feud escalates from petty signs to lawn sabotage

Sun, 02/04/2024 - 11:00

Who doesn't love to sit back and watch drama unfold when you personally are unaffected by all of it? Well, at least for now. Who knows how these two neighbors plan to escalate their feud after all these shenanigans? Maybe the Redditor will have to get out of their front-row seat and actually pick a side?

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/pettyrevenge subreddit by u/coralcoast21, who watched their neighbors start from a petty place of putting up passive-aggressive signs on their lawns to leaving dog baggies full of you-know-what all over the place. That last move definitely crossed a line for many of the folks in the comments section and left several wondering how much worse this can get. 

Keep scrolling below for the full play-by-play. When you're done, feel free to take a look at this post about a petty exchange between a student and their professor. 

'I woke up in combat mode': Teenager gets zonked on anesthesia after getting their wisdom teeth removed, hilarity ensues

Sun, 02/04/2024 - 10:00

For some, getting your wisdom teeth removed is a painless experience marked by silly post-op videos, a drooly chin, and chipmunk cheeks. But for others who wake up from an anesthesia nightmare, the dental office becomes an imaginary war zone. No matter which way you slice it, going to the dentist is tedious and a little traumatizing– however, for u/1ithe, a teenaged girl with the 'metabolism of a hummingbird', her routine wisdom teeth removal surgery turned into an episode of Rick and Morty immediately after she was knocked out, largely because she was never fully unconscious.

When I had my wisdom teeth removed, I woke up halfway through the procedure. My eyes darted around the room, I panic-mumbled for help, and the dental assistant cursed under his breath before double-tapping me with whatever juice knocks you out. After the procedure, I awoke with a sinking fear in my stomach, panic-stricken tears on my face, and a very worried dentist looking down at me. Everyone has their own wisdom teeth removal story, and I used to think that mine was as bad as it gets… That is until I read about the hilariously traumatic tales from OP in our next story. 

Scroll for a dental experience that trumps any of your worst experiences in the dentist's chair, while making you chuckle at the same time. 

‘A little motherly malicious compliance never hurt anyone': New mom gets back at relentless MIL who keeps waking up the baby during nap time

Sun, 02/04/2024 - 09:00

There are many new routines you have to get used to when you have a new baby in your life. Your sleeping schedule, eating, traveling, working, and, well, everything. A baby is completely helpless and you have to basically do everything for it. So of course that is going to change your life completely. New parents are made aware of this these days and know that they are making a life-altering decision by having a kid. And mothers who were never warned about this and had to figure it out as they went should know and be empathetic towards women trying to handle this new life change. Unfortunately, for Reddit user ConflictActive222, her mother-in-law did not have the compassion and empathy you would think a fellow mother would have.  

'Actually, I don't need the job anymore': 15+ Times people got to say 'no' for the most satisfying reasons

Sun, 02/04/2024 - 08:00

Saying no is an important skill to learn in life. It takes practice: it can be way easier to instantly say yes to whatever people ask you to do. Especially if you're a people-pleaser, you probably know the pressure of feeling like you have to agree to every request people throw at you. Maybe it's your boss asking if you can stay late at work on a Friday, even though you see him waltzing out of the office at 4 PM. Or perhaps your ex-partner keeps trying to get you back in their life, and you keep agreeing, even though it never really works out for you in the end. And parents know the pressure, too---their kids' schools constantly ask for volunteers to bake food or chaperone trips, and parents feel obligated to agree.

Learning to say no can be difficult at first, because people you care about might be disappointed or hurt. But after some practice, saying no to things feels like a superpower. Once you learn how to protect your peace and choose what's right for yourself, it opens up a whole world of possibilities. The people below had some awesome tales of times like these. They answered the question, "What's the most satisfying "no" you've ever given?" People shared workplace incidents, relationship stories, and more. 

Up next, this dude shares a driveway with his neighbors, but they're totally fine with letting him shovel snow for hours while they remain cozied up indoors. 

'She was livid': Woman fills apartment with carnivorous plants to spite her vegan roommate

Sun, 02/04/2024 - 07:00

Not all vegans out there subscribe to the stereotype of the intense activists who try to force others into their beliefs. However, as you probably know, there are exceptions. Take the case of a woman who shared an apartment with her vegan roommate. Initially, their relationship was cordial; the OP respected her roommate's dietary choices, and there was no awkward tension between the two.

But things quickly did a 180. After attending a conference on veganism, the roommate became one of those zealous activists, relentless in her mission to convert the OP to the world to veganism. Unable to bear her roommate's longwinded rants, the OP found herself sneaking out of the apartment early in the morning just to enjoy her eggs in solitude, free from her roommate's guilt-inducing lectures claiming that she's evil. 

With the end of their lease nearing, the OP decided it was time for a bit of playful revenge on her overly enthusiastic, plant-loving roommate. Keep reading to see what went down. 

‘[Don’t] even look in my general direction’: Entitled sister-in-law enforces petty rules after couple moves in, malicious compliance ensues

Sun, 02/04/2024 - 05:00

It's remarkable how immature fully grown adults can be when they are forced to share space. What's even more remarkable is that none of the three adults in this scenario can afford their own places. Our condolences to the poor parents who have to hear all this squabbling from these literal children who refuse to grow up.

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit by u/KingQuenchie, who never seemed to get along with their future sister-in-law. Matters were made worse when they all ended up having to live together, and the very particular sister-in-law started to enforce a list of ridiculous rules. We're not just talking about respectful matters like cleaning up after yourself. We're talking about refusing to acknowledge one another's mere existence. 

Keep scrolling below to see how OP decided to move forward with some well-deserved malicious compliance. For more stories like this, here is a collection of satisfying quitting stories. 

Worker asked to train their replacement, plots their next move: 'How do I sabotage it?'

Sun, 02/04/2024 - 04:00

Getting fired from your job stinks—there's really no way around it. Even if you hate your job with a burning passion, the sudden loss of employment and security is nearly impossible to get past easily. But, while getting fired already isn't an ideal scenario, being asked to train the person who is sure to become your replacement is undoubtedly worse. When you're suddenly asked to write a process to document the ins and outs of your position, or your company suddenly hires or promotes someone to "work with you" when you know there's no need for two people to be doing your job—you know you're in dangerous waters. At least—at the very least—this gives you a heads-up that you're about to be let go and lets you plan your next move.

That's exactly what happened when this worker was asked to write a document that would be used to train a new team lead who would be hired into a role that was synonymous with their own. Instead of complying, they turned to this popular online community to ask other members of the community what their next move should be…

38 Spitfire Memes to Send to Your Favorite Coworker

Sat, 02/03/2024 - 16:00

They say the grass is always greener on the other side, but when you're a working-class employee looking through the glass ceiling at your useless CEO's designer shoes, it's hard to resist the allure of infinite wealth in exchange for a 10-hour workweek. Although most of us aren't slogging hours at the mines like our predecessors, there's still something off-putting about a 40-hour work week for meager pay. With only two weekend days to live a regular life and be a human being, can't you argue that your work persona is more dominant? If you've ever worked retail or customer service, your work personality persisting much longer than your clocked-in hours is a little unsettling. 

Riddle me this– but what if we harnessed our inner CEO? Clock in, gossip with your favorite coworker a little (shareholders), and then send a mass email to an overflowing email inbox saying, 'Let's circle back to this next quarter!' What a life that would be...

So take a 10-minute break, scroll through some memes, and make sure to use the bathroom as often as possible while you're on company time.

'The only thing in the 'back' is the cardboard crusher': Toy store employee gladly ditches a Karen at the register after getting ordered to dig through ‘the back’ for an out of stock item

Sat, 02/03/2024 - 15:00

Mama Bears are the fiercest competitor at the store, collecting goods and gifts for their offspring. However, as they're vying for front-of-the-line positions, fighting for special deals, and demanding that retail employees jump through hoops for the purchases, mothers can quickly transform into Karens. But for u/ineedatinylama, a retail cashier with more tenacity than any of her Karenish foes, vanquishing an onerous customer was as simple as walking away. 

After a particularly nasty Karen clawed her way to the front of the line at OP's toy store, she started hurling impossible requests and ordering the employees to conjure an out-of-stock item out of thin air. Well apparently, the only way to combat a Karen who suddenly thinks their servants are magicians is to prove them right and magically disappear. PLOOF. 

Scroll onward to read how this sassy cashier maliciously complied with a Karen's demands and saved herself the trouble of dealing with her nonsense any longer. 

'He doesn't make as much as us real engineers': Entitled friends mock guy's career, so he picks up their hefty dinner tab

Sat, 02/03/2024 - 14:00

At the end of the day, you can't accurately gauge someone's income solely based on their job title. Salaries can fluctuate significantly across different industries. So, never think you're better than anyone because you assume you make more money than them. This lesson hit home when a group of entitled friends decided to mock their acquaintance for being an agricultural engineer, dismissing it as not a "real" engineering profession. Throughout their group dinner with their families, they belittled him with arrogant jokes until their wives told them to stop. In a bid to assert dominance, one of the friends proudly disclosed his earnings from the previous year. To the OP's surprise, it amounted to only a fraction of what he made as an agricultural engineer made. Yet, the OP wasn't ready to give up so easily; he wanted to deliver an even more cutting blow for his revenge. Keep reading to discover how the OP responded and the ensuing reactions from the entitled friends.

'In retrospect, I might HAVE been too harsh': Father takes making-a-point too far and gets a dose of reality when grown daughter goes no-contact

Sat, 02/03/2024 - 13:00

When you become a father, you are now a father 24-7 for the rest of your life. Even if you choose to ignore those duties, that is still you affecting your child as a father, a bad father, but still a father. One of the biggest struggles parents tend to have is letting their child be free to do what they want. Parents want their kids to not make the mistakes they did growing up, so they forbid them from it. But the thing is, that isn't going to stop them, especially once they are grown…

'Class of 2021 or something': 25+ Misprints that made it to the finished product

Sat, 02/03/2024 - 12:00

Making a custom order can be the perfect gift, but only if the creator actually writes what you want! There are seemingly quite a few sellers out there who have taken some liberties with what they'll write on a shirt or a cake. 

Getting a custom birthday cake for someone is usually a sweet surprise. The birthday celebrator gets to have a professional-looking cake to take photos with and commemorate the occasion. But as you can see from the numerous examples below, sometimes a simple request for a cake can go off the rails. I wonder if this is sometimes due to a language barrier. Maybe the person frosting cakes that day doesn't speak English fluently enough to realize that instructions don't need to be printed on the cake (I'm thinking of the cake that reads, "Contains egg"). It's also possible that these decorators have just had customers berate them enough times that they just don't question what's written down: they just ice it right onto the cake. It's very funny regardless, and hopefully the birthday kid will remember it as a fond memory. 

Next up, these folks shared the silliest ways they've made money, like one person who said, "My dad used to pay my sister and I $1 an hour to be quiet."

‘I love it when karma kicks in’: Server denied scheduled raise, starts acting her wage, boss forced to reconsider

Sat, 02/03/2024 - 11:00

When workers are denied scheduled raises, it should come as no surprise to their bosses when they start quiet quitting. Or for those of us who understand what quiet quitting actually is, acting our wage. Not only was this part-time server overextending and taking on more duties than she was being paid for, but also her boss had become reliant on her taking on those extra responsibilities. Those of us who have been in similar positions understand this conundrum all too well. 

However, this Redditor was a college student and was new to the workforce. So when she was denied a raise, she came to understand that going the extra mile does not necessarily prove to your manager that you are worthy of a promotion. There are enough shady managers out there that view your level of commitment as cause for taking advantage of that dedication.

Keep scrolling below for the full play-by-play. Hopefully, now OP's manager understands who that although she is a student, she is not to be messed with when it comes to her pay. For more stories like this, check out this post about a guy who got back at his disrespectful coworker.

"[My therapist] told me to quit, which I immediately did': Entitled contractor tells employee to get a therapist, employee maliciously complies

Sat, 02/03/2024 - 10:00

Talk about instant karma. In this story, an employee had been diligently contributing to his team's project, all while putting up with the constant yelling and overwork from his new contractor. Eventually, feeling completely burnt out, the employee decided to take a much-needed break. When he approached his boss about it, the reaction was far from supportive. The boss threw a tantrum, yelling obscenities and insisting the employee didn't need a break, but he actually needed therapist instead. Taking this advice to heart, the employee did go through with therapy only to realize just how toxic the work environment truly was. With newfound clarity, he made the bold decision to quit immediately.

As luck would have it, a fantastic opportunity came up for him and his team not long after. It seems that leaving that toxic situation was the best move they could have made. It's a classic case of things working out for the best in the end. Well, maybe not for the entitled boss, but we're okay with that. 

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